So the other day I'm just out ridin dirty and I see this red 06 GTO in the cut. I pull up and see the driver. ITS THE GOATMAN!(half goat half man). So he rolls down his window ands like "yo! etool you punk lets do this!". So i says F k you Goatman! I'll smoke that heavywieght P.O.S! So we gonna go from a dig for a full mile. We drive thru woods out behind my house to this old air strip and line em up! I put the car in 5th and rev it up to the 6k and launch. A the same time I hit the directport 50lb an hour wet shot Noz(I got that polished intake) I'm pullin ont that goat like a maddawg when all of sudden he throws a fruit basket out the window and hits my car! I waz pissed cuz it was a bath and body works gift basket like the one I got my mom for christmas last year and I know there expansive. What a waste of money. Any way I took the hit and kept ridin the goatman waz about a car on me and I pull the Ebrake and slide the thing home. Whippin him by a bumper


COBaLT : KILLIN EM SOFTLY

 

hahahhahahahha now that was nice

 

i wish there was an abandoned airstrip in my area haha. nice

 

Definitely! I'm surprised cops don't freaking patrol that area like crazy! An old airstrip is BEGGING to be raced on!

 

that story made me lose brain cells. theres just no way.

 

This is a joke, right??

 

Nice read

Now where'd I put that strait jacket??????

 

I feel as if my IQ has dropped considerably after reading that.

Why do I want to call BS?

 

So you didnt go back and pick up that basket??

 

This site is gonna ge tme in trouble at work one of these days. I swear, I had to cover my mouth to stop laughing when i read the "he threw out a basket" part.

 

Thats a funny ass story man.. As for the cops.. He lives in Kentucky believe me I grew up in Kentucky and you really dont have to worry too much about cops in the back woods part of Kentucky.. And since were on the subject of Kentucky GO BIG BLUE!!!

 

I couldn't get past all the "yo's" and how many "mad" whatever who ever had

I wish I had an airstrip in my back yard

 

i dont think it couldnt happen i just dont think it happeded to him.. i call BS... post some pics of this BEAST...

 

he put it in 5th and revved it to 6k.....


the fact that you guys "arent sure"
is almost as funny as the post itself lol.

 

the guys name gives it away hence "TOOL"

 

 

I guess they got some really good **** in Ky.

Riding dirty!

 

Cobalt>Fruit Basket

 

NICE.....
So when does this get realistic? HAHA

 

Did he look like this?!

 

I think etool has officially lost his mind, now lets lock this up so i can practice starting in fifth gear lol.