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Old 09-26-2011, 07:15 PM
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just blew up a honda!!!

So my friend wants to beat me... sooo bad. went and test drives a new car every day... he got g37s one day, fastest car he had so far, i smoked him. no contest.....

today, he saw me pull out of my campus, and onto e gude. i see a black coupe accord behind me zooming by. i look in the window... ******* my friend smiling at me, with a couple dudes in the car. mind you the car has 0 miles on it, brand ******* new... engine never broke in....

it was the v6 accord. we turn left onto norbeck road, and i let him floor it, and i floor it second, smoke him. he knew it was slow he was just looking for a car. and he got smoked, i was gone. he called me 5 minutes ago and said ayy man, i blew my motor trying to catch up to you... ! hahahahaha

i said what happened? he said he didnt know. he said he had it floored, trying to catch up to me, he heard a big bang, and ended up blowing the motor... hahahahaha!!!!

i just laughed and drove on home!
Old 09-26-2011, 07:19 PM
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wow lol, i see your in md though post up in the md thread!
Old 09-26-2011, 07:19 PM
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bro story cool

moved.
Old 09-26-2011, 07:27 PM
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a kid demolished his transmission is a SRT-4 racing me one night, i LOL'd so hard.
Old 09-26-2011, 07:33 PM
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lol i feel bad he suffers from intense stupidity but nothing he cant learn from. he deserves this lesson for coming at you with a weak ass v6 accord new and beating it to **** before a 1000 mi oil change or whatever haha.... what are the specs on those now new?! barely 200?
Old 09-26-2011, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Gobolt210
lol i feel bad he suffers from intense stupidity but nothing he cant learn from. he deserves this lesson for coming at you with a weak ass v6 accord new and beating it to **** before a 1000 mi oil change or whatever haha.... what are the specs on those now new?! barely 200?
maybe 200. not sure. llmaooo!

he was no where close to me in the g37s... he was going to test drive a cl63. but never got it. lmaooo
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He traded his g37 in for a v6 accord and thought the V6 accord was faster?

Im confused.

He also heard a bang and said he blew the motor?

Also confused.
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lol sucks for him
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if he can afford to tear up new cars to win a race tell him GTR or GTFO. they dont have to blow up to walk us
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I hope to own a G37s one day lol beautiful car!
Old 09-26-2011, 08:47 PM
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What model Accord? as they come with a 3.5L 6 rated at 272 bhp (203 kW) and 254 lb·ft, And the 08+ coupe with 6speed can run to 60 in under 6 seconds STOCK, another thing that really seem's odd is even if the car had 0 miles on it the motor was broken in/fully tested BEFORE delivery so those miles dont show up on the ODO... he must have missed a gear and smashed thru the revlimit in which case it's driver error!
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Originally Posted by AndrewSS/TC
a kid demolished his transmission is a SRT-4 racing me one night, i LOL'd so hard.
lol When I had my 04 cobra I had a kid in a SRT-4 do the exact same thing. I have never heard someone grind a gear so bad in my life lol. Wish I had a video of it. My friend still talks about it lol.
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when i meant 0 miles, i meant it as an expression... car is brand ******* new.

this guy is still out looking for a car, the g37s and the accord were both test drives... he also had a is-f a month ago.

his accord was an auto, i think it had paddle shifters, didnt get a good look

Originally Posted by Projekt
He traded his g37 in for a v6 accord and thought the V6 accord was faster?

Im confused.

He also heard a bang and said he blew the motor?

Also confused.
let me remind you this kid is a complete idiot...

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Old 09-27-2011, 11:43 PM
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i wanna know what the dealer said when he brought back that car from the test drive, now i bet that was pretty awkward.
Old 09-28-2011, 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Vander Nars
i wanna know what the dealer said when he brought back that car from the test drive, now i bet that was pretty awkward.
i saw him do a uturn, and when he called me he said that his car was still there... hahahaha!

but i mean, he should defend himself, saying he test drove a POS. and we all know that a POS will blow up sooner or later...

but he did eventually call the dealership, and told him what happened. the guy at the dealership looked at him like he was crazy.... the dealer just looked at my friend and said "are you crazy?! why the **** would you race a cobalt SS?"
haha
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soooo the dealership had noone out in the car with him on a test drive?
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In MD the dealer doesn't go with you. When I tested out an SRT-4 and my SS he gave me the keys and said we close at 9, have fun!!
Old 10-04-2011, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by klloyd
In MD the dealer doesn't go with you. When I tested out an SRT-4 and my SS he gave me the keys and said we close at 9, have fun!!
i wish our dealers were like that. when i bought my car they wouldnt even let Me test drive it because i was only 17. they had my dad drive it instead.
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Originally Posted by damastah
"are you crazy?! why the **** would you race a cobalt SS?"
haha

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Lol. That literally made my day.
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zomg thats thi bset story evr

made my day thats simply hilarious, really sucks to be him
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Originally Posted by thedubsack85
What model Accord? as they come with a 3.5L 6 rated at 272 bhp (203 kW) and 254 lb·ft, And the 08+ coupe with 6speed can run to 60 in under 6 seconds STOCK, another thing that really seem's odd is even if the car had 0 miles on it the motor was broken in/fully tested BEFORE delivery so those miles dont show up on the ODO... he must have missed a gear and smashed thru the revlimit in which case it's driver error!
No engine arrives broken in. That is why there is a section in the owner's manual titled "Break in Period". Im sure he busted the rings out of it, they don't fully seat until the first 500-2,000 miles. This guy is a genius, driving any new car like that before a break in and fresh oil change is bound to cause problems. The dealer should easily be able to make him pay for the car, or take him to court. Story sounds a bit fishy.
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FL dealerships are even more free, I told them I forget my license when I drove up, and I asked if someone could atleast drive me around in it, and they let me take it out anyways haha, didn't even take the keys to my car or anything
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Ok yes it's not fully broken in, But quality tested and driven hard before the cust ever get's into the car and those miles dont count on the ODO!


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