who would win? mods are below, he is stock. some dood talking ishh saying his watch is worth more then my car? i told him to put his money where his mouth is. so this sunday its gonna happen and im getting retuned for the colder months so i'll be even more on-point performance wise.

 

You will WALK him! The Cayenne Turbo would probably be a good race though. The turbo has well over 100 hp and 100 ft lbs tq more then the S and can do the 1/4 in high 13's-low 14's. Try to get him to talk lots of **** to you before the race, in front of lots of people.. Make it sting a little more for him afterwords. hah

 

i wasnt sure if the s was the turbo or not either way i wouldnt back down. but the **** he said on youtube is just insane. go on youtube and search for user talontsi97 and go to the porsche race (most recent upload) and just look at the comments. he is phillycivicsi and im the obvious

 

a race against an SUV? LOL
The newest model?

Cayenne S 400 PS (294 kW; 395 hp) V8 5.9 sec (0-100km/h or 0-60mph)

 

lol well he does have the AWD from a dig which will help alot if you can't launch. that being said 5.9 seconds isn't that impressive either. ask him to go from a 40 roll and desimate him. then go from a dig afterwards and hurt his feelings even more haha


(from Porsche Press Release) In the 2004 Cayenne S, the engine is normally aspirated yet still provides 340 horsepower (SAE) and makes even the basic Cayenne S among the strongest of all SUVs. The normally aspirated engine is rated at 310 lb.-ft. of torque, with maximum power provided all the way from 2,500 rpm to 5,500 rpm.
Working in conjunction with the new six-speed TiptronicŽ S transmission, the normally aspirated 4.5-liter V8 propels the Cayenne S from a standing start to 62 mph (100 km/h) in only 7.2 seconds. The Cayenne S can achieve a top speed of 150 mph (242 km/h) on the test track.

lol i can crack out 0-60 in 8 seconds in my fiancees 2.0L 156hp kia forte. this race should be a joke.

how much power is your car making? any time slips?

 

what a dork that guy is. i read the youtube comments. lol u should just wreck him and take all his pride.

 

Just an example here... In his first vid he is racing a 16 second CX-7 that traps at around 86MPH, and he hardly walks away from it. You would absolutely annihilate the Cayenne from a roll, and unless you start off in 2nd gear you will embarrass him from a stop too... Just hope he doesnt go about 20 feet and then shut it down claiming the win , cause from a stop he will get you out of the hole.

 

I want his car...

 

no time slips for me im all street but i can launch the balt excellent if you havent seen previous videos i have posted but yea if u see the video u see him jump the light which i know he will do. dont matter either way. i know that porsche isnt better then this TD cummings i ran a few weeks ago. DAMN DO THEY jump out of the hole god damn lol. buttttt i reeled him in and i was on bald toyo's. i have some goodyears now and they are more sticky then the kush i just smoked loll

 

p.s. didnt you love his youtube comments... ignorant as FACK

 

So when is this going to go down?

 

sunday 100% because i will hunt him down and im calling him out AS SOON AS he shows up to the meet. I'm gonna walk up like yo lets go right now (i'll have someone recording hopefully) so if he bitches out i'll put it on youtube just for you guys. **** i'll record myself on my shitty android phone haha bet it

 

a little update...

so he continued to talk **** on FB (fb drama gotta love it). so on his own post where a good amount of people commented i straight up was like yo put ur money where ur mouth is put ur expensive watch that does nothing but tell time up on the race and run me for something instead of bitching. he replies back nah man i'll run you for ***** and giggles (as he said on youtube i think). I said fine whatever but were running as soon as i get there. so a day goes by and he blocks me on fb haahahaa so i sent him a message i was like damn bro u that scared of a cobalt? its a cheap american car vs ur BASE model cayenne thats old as ****. see you sunday, im bout to post a picture of this dood so uguys can see what im dealing with

 

the fat one

****** dood has a fohawk n **** and he got beat up by a dood from JERSEY last year... from JERSEY!! like damn bro u cant represent philly for ****

 

hahahah im subd for this ****!

 

How you send him an fb message on fb if he blocked you?

 

Haha dudes getting scared now...hope you can get a video of the race. If he still races you

 

Subd, this is getting good.

 

Subd for pwnage.

 

Subd for the funnies lol

 

lol @ the pic of the guy.














still laughing

 

I'm down to see this, make sure you get a video of all the **** talkin before an after an the race 2! Lol

 

BTW I bet hes been doing some research on the SS because I noticed one of his comments (on youtube) yesterday was on a Cobalt SS race.

ps. Great pic! haha! We must have some photoshop wizkids here that can jaz that pic up a bit.

 

in for epicness

 

somehow i doubt this race is gonna happen... shittalkers always back out of a race when they actually open their eyes to the world outside their own ride..