Me vs. Mini S
Supposedly, the 2nd Gen were made lighter than the 1st gen. I was thinking mine was 24xx lb, but maybe it's actually less. Hmm...
BTW, when I said mine was the first eLSD equipped Cooper, I meant "regular" Cooper. There were JCW's and Cooper S's w/ LSD and eLSD prior. No LSD (electronic or mechanical) has ever been optional until 2009, and as far as I know, mine was the first Cooper built with that option.
It should definitely have an M122... preferrably sticking through the hood.
BTW, when I said mine was the first eLSD equipped Cooper, I meant "regular" Cooper. There were JCW's and Cooper S's w/ LSD and eLSD prior. No LSD (electronic or mechanical) has ever been optional until 2009, and as far as I know, mine was the first Cooper built with that option.
It should definitely have an M122... preferrably sticking through the hood.
Supposedly, the 2nd Gen were made lighter than the 1st gen. I was thinking mine was 24xx lb, but maybe it's actually less. Hmm...
BTW, when I said mine was the first eLSD equipped Cooper, I meant "regular" Cooper. There were JCW's and Cooper S's w/ LSD and eLSD prior. No LSD (electronic or mechanical) has ever been optional until 2009, and as far as I know, mine was the first Cooper built with that option.
It should definitely have an M122... preferrably sticking through the hood.
BTW, when I said mine was the first eLSD equipped Cooper, I meant "regular" Cooper. There were JCW's and Cooper S's w/ LSD and eLSD prior. No LSD (electronic or mechanical) has ever been optional until 2009, and as far as I know, mine was the first Cooper built with that option.
It should definitely have an M122... preferrably sticking through the hood.
Hers was first Gen MCS. Ah. That makes more sense. Yeah, that was a rarity on the base Cooper IIRC. It wasn't till they realized how many people went out to mop up H stock class with them that they had the idea to put any sort of diff in them. Hers is an 05 S, M6, mechanical LSD.
You didn't comprehend that I was exaggerating?
Maybe I should add 87 laughing smilies due to your lack of comprehension.
Internet sarcasm fails u
if its slower than a civic si, and a GTI, its a fail.
Last edited by 1BADSS/SC; May 28, 2009 at 04:00 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
Honestly, I don't know how much more obvious I could have been. Come on, you really thought I was serious that I could run 12's for $42?
Yeah, because straight-line speed is what the Si and GTI are all about, too, right?
Yeah, because straight-line speed is what the Si and GTI are all about, too, right?
Which is a bummer for people that care about that or are too dumb to realize that not every car is meant to go straight.
This argument has been attempted many times on this website. I take people on here with a grain of salt. If a person can only appreciate how fast a car goes in a straight line, I just tune out because it's not worth trying to have a rational discussion about cars with them.
This argument has been attempted many times on this website. I take people on here with a grain of salt. If a person can only appreciate how fast a car goes in a straight line, I just tune out because it's not worth trying to have a rational discussion about cars with them.
theyre a half assed attempt at a "tuner". Theyre not mod friendly like a tuner is supposed to be. The cobalt and the NSRT4 have both. Good suspension setups and good power.
I also don't understand why you classify it as a tuner car.
The cars that the MINI is really built to compete against are not even for sale here in the US.
The number of people who seriously cross-shop any SRT-4 and a MINI is very small. It's a COMPLETELY different car. The MINI is a premium small car that's primarily an efficient little car with excellent handling and unique styling/character.
The CSS/SRT-4/MS3/etc are generic econoboxes with more power and better suspensions thrown at them. That's not to say there's something WRONG with that. If it were MY decision alone, we would have considered the CSS and the MS3 more seriously, but while they also handle well, they are a completely different type of car from the MINI.
Similar price, all have good handling, and they've got 4-cylinders... that's about where the comparison ends.
If you're looking for a premium small car with great handling, excellent efficiency, and a lot of uniquness/character, the MINI is hard to beat.
If you're looking for a "tuner" car that offers a great overall performance package at the expense of some efficiency, fit/finish, and uniqueness, the Cobalt SS/MS3/etc are GREAT choices.
what do I mean by easily? A 300+ whp SRT4 with just a tune, bolt ons , and injectors. Thats easy.
An 11 sec EVO running a stock turbo.
etc
What I really mean by easy is the fact you dont need to do major work to these cars to make them faster.
I disagree completely with your implication that MINI builds this as competition to the Cobalt SS/NSRT4/etc as a "tuner" car.
The cars that the MINI is really built to compete against are not even for sale here in the US.
The number of people who seriously cross-shop any SRT-4 and a MINI is very small. It's a COMPLETELY different car. The MINI is a premium small car that's primarily an efficient little car with excellent handling and unique styling/character.
The CSS/SRT-4/MS3/etc are generic econoboxes with more power and better suspensions thrown at them. That's not to say there's something WRONG with that. If it were MY decision alone, we would have considered the CSS and the MS3 more seriously, but while they also handle well, they are a completely different type of car from the MINI.
Similar price, all have good handling, and they've got 4-cylinders... that's about where the comparison ends.
If you're looking for a premium small car with great handling, excellent efficiency, and a lot of uniquness/character, the MINI is hard to beat.
If you're looking for a "tuner" car that offers a great overall performance package at the expense of some efficiency, fit/finish, and uniqueness, the Cobalt SS/MS3/etc are GREAT choices.
The cars that the MINI is really built to compete against are not even for sale here in the US.
The number of people who seriously cross-shop any SRT-4 and a MINI is very small. It's a COMPLETELY different car. The MINI is a premium small car that's primarily an efficient little car with excellent handling and unique styling/character.
The CSS/SRT-4/MS3/etc are generic econoboxes with more power and better suspensions thrown at them. That's not to say there's something WRONG with that. If it were MY decision alone, we would have considered the CSS and the MS3 more seriously, but while they also handle well, they are a completely different type of car from the MINI.
Similar price, all have good handling, and they've got 4-cylinders... that's about where the comparison ends.
If you're looking for a premium small car with great handling, excellent efficiency, and a lot of uniquness/character, the MINI is hard to beat.
If you're looking for a "tuner" car that offers a great overall performance package at the expense of some efficiency, fit/finish, and uniqueness, the Cobalt SS/MS3/etc are GREAT choices.
Last edited by 1BADSS/SC; May 28, 2009 at 05:06 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
EVO's, STI's, WRX's, SRT4's, and the SS/TC are all mod friendly. U can throw a bunch of HP at them EASILY, and they can withstand it.
what do I mean by easily? A 300+ whp SRT4 with just a tune, bolt ons , and injectors. Thats easy.
An 11 sec EVO running a stock turbo.
etc
What I really mean by easy is the fact you dont need to do major work to these cars to make them faster.
this makes perfect sense now.
what do I mean by easily? A 300+ whp SRT4 with just a tune, bolt ons , and injectors. Thats easy.
An 11 sec EVO running a stock turbo.
etc
What I really mean by easy is the fact you dont need to do major work to these cars to make them faster.
this makes perfect sense now.

The MINI has alllllll the same aftermarket parts the Cobalts do. Actually I wish we had the aftermarket the MINI crowd does. They've got much better *quality* in their aftermarket support. Mod for mod my friends mini sees a bigger increase in performance from the same parts.
Plus the added bonus of having next to no ricer following.
That goes right back to this notion that a MINI is a straight line speed car.
The MINI has alllllll the same aftermarket parts the Cobalts do. Actually I wish we had the aftermarket the MINI crowd does. They've got much better *quality* in their aftermarket support. Mod for mod my friends mini sees a bigger increase in performance from the same parts.
Plus the added bonus of having next to no ricer following.
The MINI has alllllll the same aftermarket parts the Cobalts do. Actually I wish we had the aftermarket the MINI crowd does. They've got much better *quality* in their aftermarket support. Mod for mod my friends mini sees a bigger increase in performance from the same parts.
Plus the added bonus of having next to no ricer following.
That goes right back to this notion that a MINI is a straight line speed car.
The MINI has alllllll the same aftermarket parts the Cobalts do. Actually I wish we had the aftermarket the MINI crowd does. They've got much better *quality* in their aftermarket support. Mod for mod my friends mini sees a bigger increase in performance from the same parts.
Plus the added bonus of having next to no ricer following.
The MINI has alllllll the same aftermarket parts the Cobalts do. Actually I wish we had the aftermarket the MINI crowd does. They've got much better *quality* in their aftermarket support. Mod for mod my friends mini sees a bigger increase in performance from the same parts.
Plus the added bonus of having next to no ricer following.
People who go completely nuts with "customizing" their MINI's to the point of utter tackiness? Yes.
They have all the same standard upgrades that the SS/SC has, pullies, tuning, etc plus a helluva lot more than we do. Highly successful, popular and *reliable* twincharge kits for example. Turbo upgrades for the turbo ones. Support from Dinan, Alta, M7, etc.
Actually the reason why I say I envy their aftermarket is not only do they have higher quality parts, they have MANY more of the high end performance parts than the SS/SC doesn't have. Several different ported heads, a lot of cam options, the twincharge kits, etc, etc. Things that the Cobalt community still doesn't have.
http://www.detroittuned.com/shop/?ca...ID=79&offset=0
http://www.grassrootsgarage.com/engine.html
http://www.helix13.com/mini/products/engine-intake (including 250whp Helix Twincharge kit)
http://www.jscspeed.com/mini_r56/turbo.htm Turbo upgrades
Do more research. Then comment. I can see where your earlier statements came from then. Just because YOU don't know about the aftermarket doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
They have all the same standard upgrades that the SS/SC has, pullies, tuning, etc plus a helluva lot more than we do. Highly successful, popular and *reliable* twincharge kits for example. Turbo upgrades for the turbo ones. Support from Dinan, Alta, M7, etc.
Actually the reason why I say I envy their aftermarket is not only do they have higher quality parts, they have MANY more of the high end performance parts than the SS/SC doesn't have. Several different ported heads, a lot of cam options, the twincharge kits, etc, etc. Things that the Cobalt community still doesn't have.
http://www.detroittuned.com/shop/?ca...ID=79&offset=0
http://www.grassrootsgarage.com/engine.html
http://www.helix13.com/mini/products/engine-intake (including 250whp Helix Twincharge kit)
http://www.jscspeed.com/mini_r56/turbo.htm Turbo upgrades
Trust me, I know.
I've been to MOTD. I wouldn't really call them ricers though, they don't have that mentality. More people who drive a niche vehicle in the same way VW Beetle or luv bus drivers do.
They have all the same standard upgrades that the SS/SC has, pullies, tuning, etc plus a helluva lot more than we do. Highly successful, popular and *reliable* twincharge kits for example. Turbo upgrades for the turbo ones. Support from Dinan, Alta, M7, etc.
Actually the reason why I say I envy their aftermarket is not only do they have higher quality parts, they have MANY more of the high end performance parts than the SS/SC doesn't have. Several different ported heads, a lot of cam options, the twincharge kits, etc, etc. Things that the Cobalt community still doesn't have.
http://www.detroittuned.com/shop/?ca...ID=79&offset=0
http://www.grassrootsgarage.com/engine.html
http://www.helix13.com/mini/products/engine-intake (including 250whp Helix Twincharge kit)
http://www.jscspeed.com/mini_r56/turbo.htm Turbo upgrades
Trust me, I know.
I guess what Im trying to say is the mini cant compete when its comes to whp/wtq. This is what I have been referring to the whole time. You cant get a stroker 2.6l engine like u can in a NSRT4, or a GMPP race engine like the GMPP crate engine LSJ.
Even if the mini had a 60 mm and bigger turbo, it more than likely wouldnt come close to the power levels the SS and the SRT make because it really isnt built to make power.






