Molested a C5 Vette
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Molested a C5 Vette
Ok, so here's the backstory...
Was downtown one evening where everyone meets up to bullshit about cars and hangout or whatever. When I rolled up, there was a maroon C5 coupe with temp tags parked on the side of the street. Come to find out the guy thinks his **** is unbeatable because it's an LS1 Vette with a catback.
Standing there listening to him taking about painting **** in his engine bay, I chime in that, "You could spend money on some go-fast parts and be more satisfied."
Taking offense, he replies, "Oh yeah? What do you drive?"
"Just a Cobalt," I chime back.
"Oh a Cobalt huh? How fast is it?" He sneers back.
"Fast enough, it's probably making a little over 300 at the crank."
"Heh, well my Vette is making about 365hp at the crank, you wouldn't wanna race me."
So long story short, my buddy and I egg him on to race for about 30 minutes and he finally caves and agrees to go to a 40 roll on the highway down in Mexico. So... I let him line up and he honks it off...
September 9, 2011 10:56 PM - YouTube
You mad?
Had him by well over 10 cars from 40-125.
Was downtown one evening where everyone meets up to bullshit about cars and hangout or whatever. When I rolled up, there was a maroon C5 coupe with temp tags parked on the side of the street. Come to find out the guy thinks his **** is unbeatable because it's an LS1 Vette with a catback.
Standing there listening to him taking about painting **** in his engine bay, I chime in that, "You could spend money on some go-fast parts and be more satisfied."
Taking offense, he replies, "Oh yeah? What do you drive?"
"Just a Cobalt," I chime back.
"Oh a Cobalt huh? How fast is it?" He sneers back.
"Fast enough, it's probably making a little over 300 at the crank."
"Heh, well my Vette is making about 365hp at the crank, you wouldn't wanna race me."
So long story short, my buddy and I egg him on to race for about 30 minutes and he finally caves and agrees to go to a 40 roll on the highway down in Mexico. So... I let him line up and he honks it off...
September 9, 2011 10:56 PM - YouTube
You mad?
Had him by well over 10 cars from 40-125.
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No, not code. Everytime we're at a red light and get challenged, both cars litterly drive down to mexico. We up here in Canada do it all the time. It can be rsther time consuming, but worth it when you beat an arragent vette driver, like OP did. Im moving to Ireland and taking my car with in a few months, but when I meet a car at a red light over there that gives me the nod, Ill still drive to mexico.
No, not code. Everytime we're at a red light and get challenged, both cars litterly drive down to mexico. We up here in Canada do it all the time. It can be rsther time consuming, but worth it when you beat an arragent vette driver, like OP did. Im moving to Ireland and taking my car with in a few months, but when I meet a car at a red light over there that gives me the nod, Ill still drive to mexico.
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Atta boy!!! I played with a pretty nice Evo IX on the way to Street Wars by Fort Collins lol It took about one pull from 50-120 and he didn't want to play wif me no more 
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