Since my last thread got crapped on by someone who thinks a $19,000 car has build quality on par with 7-series BMW's, and since the original premise of the thread was no longer relevant due to corrections in data I had, I decided to attempt to start off again on a better foot and ask people to post the kill or kills they found the most satisfying.

 

a newer 525i bmw. first run i hit it got a HUGE jump and thought he wasnt racing so i slowed up and he went by me. 2nd time i hit it and stayed on it and had about 2 cars on him. i was really amazed that i could hang with a 5 series.

 

The kills I find most satisfing are of no paticular car,but of the ego variety,You know, the ones where the guy pulls up beside you glaring you down so you smoke him,and then he comes back for another and you smoke him again. By his third attempted failure he decides to fade off into the background only to pull up beside you down the highway and he will not look your way for his three shameful attempts have left him looking like one of those know it all 18 year olds

 

Well it's only 215 hp on a 3500lb car...you better win!

 

2004 Viper

 

hehe...z06 FTW?

 

Mach 1 stang for sure, he was talking mad sh*t before, and cried like a little bitch afterwards, not a huge gap by any means, as he was at my back bumper, but he was not happy...

 

Hahahah, one's from my best friend. Guy shows up at an auto-x with a GTO. Gets an attitude with her about what class he's in, is he a novice, does he have work done to the car, etc. To quote: "Are you ******* stupid?! It has a CORVETTE motor so I am in the CORVETTE class. Jesus you'd think they wouldn't let people who know NOTHING about cars register people." So event starts. First 3 (out of 5 runs) he goes off course and/or spins every time. 4th and 5th runs he manages to stay on course but manages to get the WORST time of the day. He got beat by a 7-year-old in a go-kart. Best comment from her: "Wow...Mr. Corvette Motor got beat by the lawn mower class." Timer: "Lawn mower class?" Her: "It has a ******* LAWN MOWER motor in it so it is the LAWN MOWER class..."

One of my favorites was from my first and only (so far) road course excursion. I absolutely tore up a couple of M3s through the turns. They could out power me on the straights but they kept having to let me past because they couldn't touch me in the corners. One guy was given a seat in the pits for the rest of the day because after riding his ass through the corners for 3 laps he refused to let me pass him, then when the corner worker threw the blue flag on him to force him to let me past he flipped them off and tried to cut me off on a straightaway mid-pass.

 

RSX-S in traffic... he let me out of a parking lot... then tried to block me from changing lanes... was definately satisfying to wind out second and pull by him... then cut him off to make my turn.

 

STI stage II
MR2 Turbo with 2 passengers.

 

ss/sc stg 2

 

from a dig?

 

haha, i love it

 

STi

From a roll obviously.

 

Had a roll race with a new BMW M6 with 500 hp on Woodward a week ago. We both were almost dead even from 30-120mph with the cobalt slightly ahead. From a dead stop he would get my by 2 cars from a light twice. It was fun to say the least.

 

You sure he wasn't in "P" mode?

Just kidding...I bet that was a fun run. How was 2nd gear traction?

 

You got some pretty good hp yourself there though.

 

Ya, thanks.... but the look on his face was priceless to see a cobalt hang with him. He was like what the hell and couldn't pass me up..... then we get to a light and he hammered it... 1st and 2nd are almost useless without slicks in this car so there was no way to get him from a dead dig and I didn't even try to play catch up. I asked him if that was a M5 and he replied M6 and gave me a thumbs up.... Pretty cool guy.

 

At least he was cool about it and not snobby towards you. I agree FWD is useless in the first two gears. Well for me 1st is useless.

 

First SRT4 when I was stock. I orginally thought the car was outta our league.

 

I can relate to the mach 1 satisfaction, but for a different reason.

A good friend of mine owns one, and one day we decided to meet up outside of cyberspace for a little racing action. Turns out my stage 2 on race fuel was just short of taking out his modded mach1. Try as I might, I only scored 2, maybe 3 wins out of about 20 attempts.

Then stage 3 arrived, and I finally got satisfaction! lol

We still have yet to race ***** out though. Either I wouldnt have race fuel in the car, or he wouldnt have any nitrous available. One of these days we're gonna be able to line em up and see what happens.

 

they are in the same class if I could only find the website for car classification

 

Yup.

 

Hmmm a Brand New STI at the track. Haha this preppy kid(18) ran up and asked if i wanna race, i said sure. He asked me what i was running and i told him my best was a 13.9 on street tires. He said his best was a 13.7 so we got in line. As we were waiting he unloaded every loose piece in his car, his spare tire, jack, mats, trash, EVERYTHING. I of course left all my tools, spare tire, jack and my dad fathers day gift in the trunk.

Now this is one of those kids who gets everything handed to him so i wasn't going to let him win. WE line up, i do a very nice warm up with my DR's and get up to the line. We are off and he couldn't even out launch me HAHA. I was in the lead the whole time with a slight pull though every gear. I got a crappy 14.2 E.T. but i still beat him.

After we passed the cones he continues to go and gets on my side throwing rocks all over my car, about go sideways trying to slow down. He stops to talk at the turnaround point so i haul past him into the dirt and full throttle it to show him what losing really was. I was so flipping pissed, but revenge is glorious. It made my day specially since he was so pissed that he lost. Thank you CLEAR BRA

 

I hate cocky ******** like that, CP. Fortunately for me, they tend to frequent the drag strips and stay away from auto-x and usually get laughed/black balled at the road course (one nice thing about road racing...you don't get many second chances, if they see someone being a dick they'll blacklist them at that track). Every once in a while you'll get one that thinks they're the **** because they have a nice car. Somehow they missed the memo that while Daddy can buy them the car, Daddy can't buy them driving skill. NICE KILL!!!