So my friend and I were in my 2.4 SS today and had just finished at a gas station. We were sitting to the side of the parking lot in my car when two high-school kids pulled beside us with what appeared to be a mid to early 90's Integra. I don't know much about Integras and their years... but it was very hard to get a good read on this one, as its body was about 4 different colors. This thing was obviously beaten over the years.

So the kids pull beside me and the driver revs the engine to the point where it sounded like it was ready to blow up. I was looking down at my phone since I was trying to find a number to call one of my other friends to meet us for some dinner... but his fart can was so poppy that it almost made me jump. My friend and I both had the same gut reaction... we laughed HYSTERICALLY! I mean if you could've heard the way this can sounded on the rear of his car... it was bad.

So all ticked off, he pulls out onto the side street and sits behind a car waiting for the red light to turn green so he can get on the main highway. An SUV pulled behind him before I pulled out and onto the road. Apparently he had friends... they pulled out from the gas station after me yelling something out the window while flipping me off before peeling tire and heading the opposite direction down the side street. Best part... they were in a lowered S10. So now I'm sitting two cars behind this falling-apart-Acura still laughing harder because of the hard-asses in the truck.

It gets better... Acura-boy starts reving his engine AGAIN! I can't even see his car at this point, but he knows I'm back there. It sounded like total ass even from two cars back. Well I could barely keep it together, but I knew what was coming... so I prepared myself.

So the light turns green. The car in front of him went straight across the highway. He turned right and gunned it up the hill on the four lane highway. The SUV in front of me went straight and I made the right. Not to be embarrassed by this ricer, I look at my friend and he says "So are you gonna do this?" So I floor it. Well I didn't know what to expect. I thought maybe this crappy Integra has some ***** and will pull away. Keep in mind he's a good 200-250 yards ahead of me now at what appeared to be full acceleration (judging by the smoke his fart can was spewing back... must've been burning something). To my delight, I gained pretty quick on him until I finally flew by him with ease.

So my friend and I can't even see at this point cause we're laughing so hard at these kids. I slowed down to drive safely amongst the traffic that we were coming into at this point. The kids flew up behind me and tailed me then through the traffic for a bit (reving whenever he had the chance to... as we came to 2 redlights eventually). They finally pulled off before the highway opened up again.

These kids made my day. I laughed so hard. I mean, why act all hard and rev at me when all you have is an old, smoking Integra with a fart can? Did he expect to fly down the highway and leave me in the dust? My 2.4 isn't the fastest car on the road. But jeez... if this kid had nothing to back up his hard-ass attitude, why embarrass yourself?

Yeah I know it wasn't a race... but man this was the funniest high-school hard ass I've seen in a long while.

 

so these people arent just in arkansas?

 

there everywhere lol

 

That's good for a laugh or two I'd say.

 

lmfao

they certainly are everywhere...
kids and their imports... honestly...

i've definitely had very similar experiences with acura's as well...
except, i think since i'm a girl, they were probably trying to impress me with his fart can when he started revving his engine at the light... i guess it's too bad for him that i can actually drive my car and left him in my dust...

 

That's kind of like the Honda that tried to race me and Dan in his RedLine after he got the INTENSE kit.....so sad. After 3 tries with the RedLine putting bus lengths on him, he still wouldn't give up.....it gave us a good laugh at least.

 

Is it bad that I always get the urge to run over these in my raised S10?

 

nice kill man. I love it when idiots buy older beat to hell cars and do nothing with it but make it worse and beat on it some more thinking it's fast. lol. Then you just get to make them look stupid when you blow by them!!!