Ok, this isn't strictly a "kill" per se, but I thought I'd post it because this NSX owner got owned without me ever having to race him. This was just too perfect.

I work in the same building as this guy (he's on a different floor, so we don't cross paths much), but one day he sees me pulling in from lunch, I have a friend in the car (his name's David) and he comes over for what I thought would be just a regular car chat:

Him: This your car?
Me: Yup
Him: You got any power under that hood to back up that body kit?
Me: I have enough
Him: That's funny, an american car with power... that fart cannon you've got makes you look like a ricer
Me: I wasn't aware a stock exhaust made me a ricer, and there are plenty of american cars with power
Him: Whatever, you don't have more power than my NSX over there (points to his car)
Me: What year is it?
Him: It's a '94, and it's still faster than anything chevy puts out
Me: Faster than a 'vette huh?
Him: a vette? are you kidding me? Anyway, it'll put a real hurting on your econobox
Me: You saying you wanna run?
Him: I'd normally say you're not worth my gas, but sure, I'll educate you once.
Me: You modded?
Him: I don't need mods (phew, he's stock, at least it's a driver's race now)
Me: Ok, name the dragstrip and we'll go this weekend
Him: Are you a wuss or something? Let's go right now!
Me: You mean on the street?
Him: So now you're deaf? Of course on the street.
Me: So you do this often?
Him: *Sighs*... ok, you're a nice kid and all, but you're a little slow. I'll show you something.

My friend and I walk over to his car and he pulls out a camcorder full of videos of him dig racing assorted domestics, some older v-6's and a 'vette that clearly didn't know how to drive.

Him: That's what real racing looks like.
Me: That's what illegal racing looks like...
Him: Who cares if it's illegal?
David: You have the right to remain silent...

Did I mention David's a cop? He was off-duty in civvies, but I've never laughed so hard in my life.

 

HAHAHAHAHA.... that is great!

 

hahahahahahahaahahhaha...hahahahahahahahahaah..... .hahahahaha

 

hell yes! i love it....props!

 

LOL ownage.

that guy sounds like a jealous d-bag to me

 

Hahaha!

 

he really arrested him?

umm he had handcuffs with him off duty, and a car?

 

a smile on my face and a chuckle in my belly..

 

All the cops I know in CO carry cuffs off duty, but he can't officially arrest until uniforms get there (which they did about 10 minutes later). The guy got his rights read to him twice, once from David and once from the uniform that showed up later.

I later learned the guy works in sales, he's mid-20's and got the NSX from his dad as a present one year.

 

Sounds like someone you'd meet on streetfire.net

 

good **** hahahahaha

 

Owned... when you just dont stand a chance lolol

 

lol, priceless.

 

i love that he carried a camera along with him for all his illegal exploits. hell he shoulda just turned himself in with all the evidence he gave

 

In my 24 short years on this planet I've decided that police, off-duty or not, are stupidity magnets. Something about them brings out the idiots in people.

EDIT: Some of the shots were from outside the car, so he had someone else taping for some of the runs.

 

It's nothing to see a cop, or a corrections officer carrying cuffs off duty, it's actually common practice. I carry a set on me when I'm not on shift. Big props to the ownage as well, I"d have loved to be there to see the look on his face

 

That is awesome

 

Hmmm... I'd honestly just have raced him I had a very similar encounter last summer with a guy in a 6.0 GTO... needless to say his ego was hurt just a little bit

 

He went white as a sheet and about shat his pants... he was saying something about entrapment as he was talking with the uni's, they all got a good laugh out of that comment.

I would have if he'd taken it to the track. I'm staged, I might have won if the car being 14 years old played any factor, but I guess I'll never know...

 

He just said his friend was a cop.

Reading>You

 

that was the best thing j have read in this site in a long time. I cant believe someone would do that. I bet he thinks you did that on purpose to, which isn't good.
I read this on my itouch and cracked up laughing, my teacher just gave me the weirdest look ever.

 

what a tool. There was a thread on here not too long ago with someone wanting to know how their balt would do against one. And I'll say what I said then:

Price for price, Chevy vs. Acura basically equals ZO6 vs. NSX.

And i think we all know who would come out on top. This guy obviously has no idea what he's talking about. That'd be like me busting on a high school kid for what he drives. I have a full time job and he doesn't for god's sake. This guy spent no less than 60,000 and you spent no more than 25. TOOLBAG.

 

He did get it as a gift, so he spent $0, but his dad probably dropped 80k when it was new.

And Z06 vs NSX depends on how many turns the track has. Those things are beasts in a corner (as I look down at my honda pwn-er userbar and ponder the irony of my statement)

 

That's true, we're more infamous for our muscle cars which are straight line performance. But he street races, so I hope he meets up with a ZO6 shortly and gets torn to peices, because he straight up doesn't have the HP to compete.

 

Z06 vs NSX

There would be no competition, the NSX would stand a chance even if it was in the corners