well on my way home from work today this ass clown in a red GTO get riding my ass, reving at any chance he could get. it started to get real ******* annoying. and then my wish was granted, a 2-lane road. haha. i switched lanes and slowed down and told him how i really felt about him riding my ass for the past 2 miles. do i said how about runnin that thing. he laughed and punched it. i downshifted to second and proceeded to put about 6 lengths on him.

after thoroughly ass raping him i slowed down and got next to him and asked what happened. i got no response other than a ricer fly-by. haha. ass hole.














chalk one up for kawasaki

 

I knew there was a catch to this...

 

lmao

 

holy i was like get the flame suit on buddy.... but then i saw kawasaki

 

 

haha.. well you should know what vehicles i have.. youve seen them.

haha.. i have full leathers.. so thats my flame suit i guess..

 

I knew it had to be a bike story

 

yep. you got me....

good kill!!!

 

haha.. you know how i ride.... duuurty..

i thank you

 

good ****. good thread.

 

let's see if there some gto that would like to chime in

 

haha.. i'm still waiting. they must be at their monthly disciples meeting with jesus

 

I am suprised that when you kicked it down to pass him that god did not send a gust of heavenly wind under your front tire to lift you off the ground in a series of backflips.

A clap of thunder would sound overhead as god laughed hysterically at any who tried to defeat his car of choice.

 

Go pick on the big boys like z06's and GT500's and leave the little **** alone.

 

Yeah GTOs are still babies in god's eyes.

 

If you ride or drive something that runs low 11s or high 10s...why pick on a high 12 low 13 second car?

 

lies, rumors, bs, falsehoods...


the GTO wasn't racing....


tall tales, exagerations, ghost images of a false reality....

 

may god have mercy on your sole for racing his car

 

it was a mirage, he wanted to think he was racing a gto, so his mind saw a gto, it was really a grand prix.

 

Yeah SS/SC can't beat a GTO.






















I know he was driving his bike. To see how many people actually READ instead of glance.

 

haha... havent had a z06 think he was the **** yet.. i'm still waiting...

good point

 

well if the gto is god's car what is the zr1??

 

um.. didnt you see the newest issue of import tuner.. GTO > ZR1 in the quarter mile..

 

 

GTO will always be gods car. Corvettes are just too much of a dick swinging contest for GOD to be worried about. lol.