I was driving home yesterday and this dragster pulled up next to me. He said cool car, want to race, and of course I said yes, I got this.

1st gear I was behind a few cars because he had slicks, but by the end of 2nd I was pulling on him. 3rd gear he was at my door.

It was probably one of the best races of my life. I knew i had him from the first word.

 

where does the raping come in to play?

 

A dragster lol

 

Ima keel you

 

 

just made my day ^

 

^^amazing abounds lmao

 

wow, this thread is full of win

 

That's nice made up story.
What specifically did you race?

 

I bet it pulled the wheels, amirite?

 

a moped lol

 

Does this dragster have a model name?

 

oh yeahh... i showed that dragster

 

Yeah.. What car are you talking about?

 

yes, it looked just like this....

 

Did the driver have massive amounts of eye liner?

 

nope sure didn't...

 

Did you laugh when you saw the driver?

 

I was going so fast and had so much power I couldn't really look away from all the gauges and the road.

 

Who needs gauges. If the bitch is gonna blow, whats the gauge goign to tell you?

 

i have to know when my vtech is going to kick in

 

Twas a jr dragster u ****

 

I bet that beast was COVERED in radical stickers!! amazing you won!

 

only the best!

 

I see what you did there lol