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Old Jun 2, 2006 | 09:15 PM
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The slowbalt

I knew the slowbalt was, well, slow but man did I ever find out how much tonight! It was f.ing hillarious! I pulled up to a red light right next to a srt-4 that I think might have been modded and I knew he was going to floor it because we had both just been doing about 65 in a 45. Well the light goes green and we both have to make a left hand turn onto the highway, I was on the outside. We both floor it and I for one spun/slid all the way around the corner. By the time we were around the corner he was already at my front bumper. I had my window down and his exhaust was so loud I almost hit the rev limiter. I pull 2nd and just after his blow off valve pops off and then poof he was GONE. By the time I exited about 300 yrds later I was doing 60ish and he was a good 6-10 car lengths ahead of me. This is the first time I have gotten a chance to do anything close to race my car and I have to tell you, I chose the right screen name on here!

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Old Jun 2, 2006 | 10:25 PM
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You don't seem dissapointed
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Old Jun 2, 2006 | 10:29 PM
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You don't seem dissapointed
HE KNOWS IT Tounge-in-Cheek humor. Look at his sig it's a '05 base 'balt Nice story
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Old Jun 2, 2006 | 10:31 PM
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Thanks for getting it D Backer! I knew before I ever touched the throttle that it was over! Fun as hell though, as I exited I gave him a thumbs up out the window and he waved back.
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Old Jun 2, 2006 | 10:32 PM
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It's a 2.2...you can play with the other Neons, the SXT, not the SRT-4s.
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Old Jun 2, 2006 | 10:34 PM
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I can play with whatever, its just if I want to play in front or way in back! lol
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Old Jun 3, 2006 | 01:21 AM
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Good death!
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Old Jun 3, 2006 | 01:49 AM
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LMAO... Nice man.
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Old Jun 3, 2006 | 02:01 AM
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Now theres a true racer!!!

Its not so much the winning as it is the having some fun and excitement!!! kudos to you .. And see, noone got hurt so street racing's not all bad
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Old Jun 3, 2006 | 05:41 AM
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It sucks taking off into a turn, especially on the outside! Good run, even if you're in the "slobalt".
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Old Jun 3, 2006 | 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Dragon007
Its not so much the winning as it is the having some fun and excitement!!! kudos to you .. And see, noone got hurt so street racing's not all bad
im guilty of the same thing slowbalt....altho i own a ss non sc, i still like to race people even if i know they are gonna whoop my ass bad cuz i like to see them go, my first race was against a 350z, and it was fun as hell to watch him go, my thoughts were man i wish i was in that car right now! ....

let me add one more thing that has absolutly nothing to do with this thread...
if they come out with the 08' ss and its turboed...im trading in my ss non sc.
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Old Jun 3, 2006 | 01:31 PM
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at least u admit the loss, unlike some people on here they think their cobalt is the ****... but really... its just ****.. (that stinks). srt-4 is a great lil car. fast too. great buy for the money. u lost like a pro though... so gongratz... on a race that wasnt really a race..
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Old Jun 3, 2006 | 06:26 PM
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Hence the basemodel cobalt. I'm surprised you were that close...
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Old Jun 3, 2006 | 06:37 PM
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Hence the basemodel cobalt. I'm surprised you were that close...
yeah like I said I never expected to be even close to keeping up. By the way how do you put header"S" on a four cylender? (in your sig)
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Old Jun 3, 2006 | 06:45 PM
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Well, atleast you're a good sport about it.
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Old Jun 3, 2006 | 06:51 PM
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it was still fun as hell!
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Old Jun 3, 2006 | 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by slowbalt
yeah like I said I never expected to be even close to keeping up. By the way how do you put header"S" on a four cylender? (in your sig)
lol don't cry because the base model doesn't support A HEADER.
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Old Jun 4, 2006 | 12:17 AM
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The 2.2 is a very respectable econo box car. It kicks the **** out of any car below 16,000 dollars. I just can't wait till the turbo's start going on 2.2's that will be kick ass. Imagine pulling up next to the same neon in a year after some tuning and actualy holding your own, (maybe not winning but not getting killed).
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Old Jun 13, 2006 | 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by slowbalt
Thanks for getting it D Backer! I knew before I ever touched the throttle that it was over! Fun as hell though, as I exited I gave him a thumbs up out the window and he waved back.

That's how I felt when I used to have a auto base rsx and pulled up next to a wrx at a light.
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Old Jun 13, 2006 | 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by l Sh1ft l
lol don't cry because the base model doesn't support A HEADER.
Your sig says "headers"...
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Old Jun 13, 2006 | 02:05 PM
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I'm surprised you tried to race him. You should stick with SXT neons, and leave the SRT-4 to the WRX/SS/EVO crowd.
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Old Jun 13, 2006 | 02:12 PM
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why not race? its all in fun, i run people in my 2.2 sometimes but i know its slow, so thats alright
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Old Jun 13, 2006 | 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Tomtwtwtw
Your sig says "headers"...
Yes I am aware. I've already stated that many of the people who know little about cars will refer to my sig and quote that thinking they are now the **** which will somehow make me feel down about myself when in reality I already own you at life..
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Old Jun 13, 2006 | 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by slowbalt
I knew the slowbalt was, well, slow but man did I ever find out how much tonight! It was f.ing hillarious! I pulled up to a red light right next to a srt-4 that I think might have been modded and I knew he was going to floor it because we had both just been doing about 65 in a 45. Well the light goes green and we both have to make a left hand turn onto the highway, I was on the outside. We both floor it and I for one spun/slid all the way around the corner. By the time we were around the corner he was already at my front bumper. I had my window down and his exhaust was so loud I almost hit the rev limiter. I pull 2nd and just after his blow off valve pops off and then poof he was GONE. By the time I exited about 300 yrds later I was doing 60ish and he was a good 6-10 car lengths ahead of me. This is the first time I have gotten a chance to do anything close to race my car and I have to tell you, I chose the right screen name on here!

Later,
Dan

Nice Death. My buddy gave me a run in his Stage 2 SRT-4. I couldn't even tell you what colour it was by the time he shut down!
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Old Jun 13, 2006 | 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by l Sh1ft l
Yes I am aware. I've already stated that many of the people who know little about cars will refer to my sig and quote that thinking they are now the **** which will somehow make me feel down about myself when in reality I already own you at life..
Yeah...congradulations on taking a playful jab and throwing it back at me with a full on insult. I really couldn't care less what you think. Good luck with your mods anyway.

Edit: Monopoly is a much better game anyway.
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