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Old 02-09-2006, 06:12 PM
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So, I raced the high school jock.

..and won.

Out of sheer chance, I was at a light and one of the 'jocks' of our football team (36-0, best team in NJ, bow down.) pulled up to me in his Civic EX (05') which I consistently make fun of with all my friends.

His civic:

Huge hood scoop, fake-looking carbon fiber
Huge, loud exhaust
Tinted windows
After-market stickers
Crappy black rims
Spoiler, stock looking but fake-looking carbon fiber (again)
Whats under the hood? No idea, could care less.

It really is that bad.

I knew he was gunna hit it at the light, and he did. So did I. That thing was LOUD! Like 'shake-my-rearview-mirror-more-than-base-loud.' He had two hands on the wheel, apparently it was automatic, same as my 05' LS. But he went nowhere, within seconds he was cars behind. Wasn't expecting that. I could still hear his car, though, that crappy fart-fart sound. Eeeuch.

Anyway, he pulled off onto a jug-handle instead of going to the next light. Tough opponent for the high-school jock haha

Wonder if I'll hear anything from him tomorrow since he parks near me all the time at school.

--Cirrus
Old 02-09-2006, 06:26 PM
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Just hope he isn't the kind to exact vengeance by keying your car....
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good kill, from the sounds of it he has more braun than brains lol.
Old 02-09-2006, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by SilverStreak
Just hope he isn't the kind to exact vengeance by keying your car....
Amen.

Cobalts seem to be scratch & key-prone.
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damn high school kids....
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he deserved it with a nasty car like that
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it sounds like crap, let me guess everyone thinks its the S@#T
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Yeah I am sure they do..Gotta love jocks and when the get owned
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Originally Posted by Cirrus
..and won.

Out of sheer chance, I was at a light and one of the 'jocks' of our football team (36-0, best team in NJ, bow down.) pulled up to me in his Civic EX (05') which I consistently make fun of with all my friends.

His civic:

Huge hood scoop, fake-looking carbon fiber
Huge, loud exhaust
Tinted windows
After-market stickers
Crappy black rims
Spoiler, stock looking but fake-looking carbon fiber (again)
Whats under the hood? No idea, could care less.

It really is that bad.

I knew he was gunna hit it at the light, and he did. So did I. That thing was LOUD! Like 'shake-my-rearview-mirror-more-than-base-loud.' He had two hands on the wheel, apparently it was automatic, same as my 05' LS. But he went nowhere, within seconds he was cars behind. Wasn't expecting that. I could still hear his car, though, that crappy fart-fart sound. Eeeuch.

Anyway, he pulled off onto a jug-handle instead of going to the next light. Tough opponent for the high-school jock haha

Wonder if I'll hear anything from him tomorrow since he parks near me all the time at school.

--Cirrus

Ah, Middletown South.. I'm glad you guys won best team in NJ, if only for the fact that I can't stand St. Peter's Prep kids and I didn't want them to get it. I actually graduated from Queen of Peace last year, 2004 non public group 2 champs but this past season we got hammered by St. Joe's Hammonton who just moved from Group I to Group II this season. But enough football.. great kill!
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when I was in HS our football team sucked
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nice kill!!!
Old 02-10-2006, 11:34 PM
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Ah, forgot I made this thread.

But yeah, everyone thinks his car is the ****.

Tonio, yeah- you got it. I've never even heard of St. Peters or Queen of Peace, oops? haha

The championship game turned into a big racist issue, which is why we won, or so says Newark. Scumbags...
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Yo ^^^ where's that picture taken
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Monmouth Executive Airport (off exit 98 on the parkway, formerly called Allaire Airport) , right on top of the spectating area by the parachute landing area.

Here are others from the same spot:





And the uncropped photo in my sig:

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Ask the ops manager if you can run it down the rw or taxiway.

It's a lot of fun.
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Originally Posted by MarcS
Ask the ops manager if you can run it down the rw or taxiway.

It's a lot of fun.

Haha, its a private airport-- owned by this old guy Mr. Brown.

He's 78, and won't sell it to anyone, especially the township. It's falling apart, and he'd rather kill me than let me ride down the runway.

...everyone wants him to drop dead(sounds terrible), that way the airport can be bought by someone who cares about its condition. Though, so many developers want the land for houses
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nice kill
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I dont remember that civic in the lot.. but we did have an interesting aray of cars in the south lots last year. my cobalt was up there with the fastest.. but no way would i be able to keep up with kimbles SRT.. one of the craziest SRT's ive seen... or that one kids S4
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Originally Posted by PaulSS
I dont remember that civic in the lot.. but we did have an interesting aray of cars in the south lots last year. my cobalt was up there with the fastest.. but no way would i be able to keep up with kimbles SRT.. one of the craziest SRT's ive seen... or that one kids S4

yeah, hes only a junior now. theres not as many nicer cars as previous years, theres a charger here now, but thats about it. i'm still the only cobalt i've seen here at south.
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