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Old May 21, 2013 | 09:02 PM
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It was truly KILLED!!!

So I was coming to a stop sign as a civic was leaving the parking lot... well he revved at me. Then I notice he's right behind me at the red light with his windows down kinda at an angle. So I proceed to put my car at like 6K I'm 3inch straight pipes and it backfires like always...
Here's where it gets gravy!
Right as I do that this crappy civic hatch bounces his sh*t off the rev limiter for 3 seconds then disaster happens BOOM metal clanking smoke coming from the hood then the car dies.... So I drove off dying....... with laughter and saw Star Trek.
no joke
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Old May 21, 2013 | 09:04 PM
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way to be a ricer
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Old May 21, 2013 | 09:06 PM
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Old May 21, 2013 | 09:06 PM
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this is epic
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Old May 21, 2013 | 09:06 PM
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Yaaaaaaaaay.

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Old May 21, 2013 | 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Axelthered05
this is epic
No it's not. It's the dumbest story ever.
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Old May 21, 2013 | 09:18 PM
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We are all guilty of a heavy foot here and there... I just saw him with his windows down directly behind me being Mr cool guy with his BRAH and he revved it... so I gave him my simple 6k backfire just once and well he retaliated by reving till he blew.
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Old May 21, 2013 | 09:20 PM
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Thank you for that very entertaining story.
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Old May 21, 2013 | 09:50 PM
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Nice. Thats always good for a laugh. I had a similar experience with a ricer in a early gen hatch who tried to fly by me on the left soft shoulder before making a hard right into his trailer park... wheel hit a pothole and the dink went into the culvert. What a tool. I wish I had filmed this ****.
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Old May 21, 2013 | 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted by moosemonkey
We are all guilty of a heavy foot here and there... I just saw him with his windows down directly behind me being Mr cool guy with his BRAH and he revved it... so I gave him my simple 6k backfire just once and well he retaliated by reving till he blew.
No we are not.
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Old May 21, 2013 | 10:31 PM
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Sounds funny to me.

20 years from now the guys in the car with him will be like "remember that time when"
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Old May 21, 2013 | 10:36 PM
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Lol this is a funny story. Would love to have been in the car with him. Like sox said. Dude would never hear the end of it
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Old May 21, 2013 | 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by moosemonkey
So I proceed to put my car at like 6K I'm 3inch straight pipes
So rice, especially the part about 3" pipes on whatever 4 banger you drive(neon?)
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Old May 21, 2013 | 11:12 PM
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Should've got out and said hey that sounded pretty good till ya blew it up.
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Old May 21, 2013 | 11:23 PM
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Now that **** is funny
So many things I would have wanted to say this guy
1 should've bought a Chevy
2 wow didn't know hondas came with fireworks
3 oh oh can we do it again...no..no?
4 I think you're VTEC kick in too early
Etc etc
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Old May 22, 2013 | 12:18 AM
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What else are hondas good for?

Still a ricer move to rev like that at a riceburner. That puts you down to his level. Do not succome to such nonsense, you are better than that.

Funny story though id die laughing as well
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Old May 22, 2013 | 12:50 PM
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I couldn't resist.... Don't worry I'm thinking a sky redline for my next car I stole this SRT from a guy 3 years ago at an amazing deal. It was clean, one owner, and stock.... All my friends have cobalts at the strip they need a driver mod since I'm stock with exhaust and they are tuned.
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As you can see by their trap compared to mine they need a driver mod cobalt should win I only make 13psi (stock PCM controlled) and they are GM1 tuned. Needless to say I would of preferred a 2008+ cobalt so I could actually have cruise control ect..... hahaaha but I'm bias on both open to both all love here guys
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Besides you know how hard it is to find a clean NEON?
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Old May 22, 2013 | 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by riceburner
What else are hondas good for?

Still a ricer move to rev like that at a riceburner. That puts you down to his level. Do not succome to such nonsense, you are better than that.

Funny story though id die laughing as well
Yeah I do not rev the Mustang at any of the ricers or anyone else. I let them do it if they want and I then proceed to rape if I feel like giving chase. I do go racing cars I know will walk me.
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Old May 22, 2013 | 01:31 PM
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that is a clean neon! and that story was funny man
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Old May 22, 2013 | 03:06 PM
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thats awesome man! and love the srt, always wanted one. but got stuck with a cobalt. lol
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Old May 22, 2013 | 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by redcobalt07
No it's not. It's the dumbest story ever.
Tell us again how you used screws to hold on the lip of ur cobalt.
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Old May 22, 2013 | 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by vander nars

tell us again how you used screws to hold on the lip of ur cobalt.
hahahaha
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Old May 22, 2013 | 05:44 PM
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Vander you're a gentleman and a scholar....
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Old May 22, 2013 | 08:39 PM
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To me any story about Honda fail is a good story
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Old May 30, 2013 | 08:29 AM
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that did make me grin IRL :P

cant hate on the SRT4, pretty much the reason why the cobalt ss exists
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