UberRiced Ford Focus gets the dusting
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UberRiced Ford Focus gets the dusting
For those Greensburg yinzers, I was leaving Parkwood Inn after picking up some take out and low and behold a green Ford Focus with a hug fart can, rims, tinted all out and a body kit rolls by and throws me a rev...
(I've seen this guy before)
Of course nothing else needs to be fed to the 2.4 SS Doberman. I am on him like a fat man to a tweekie.
He tries a brief flurry of quick accelration bursts going on to east bound 30 ramp to show me he is burly Focus man.... but I glue myself to his rear body kit bumper and fight back the small smile growing on my face.
We merge into traffic in 2nd gear (for me) at about 3k rpms...I have the 2.4 locked and loaded and ready to shoot. He dumps it BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (really annoying) and I punch it...he goes for the right lane and goes up a gear as I draw even with him in the left lane at full throttle..."bark" goes the Dobberman (that was quick work of him I think to myself).
I glance down...(there's my 7000 rpm shift light) so I go to third and start putting an automotive stiff arm in his face..
I pull away.
He tries and tries but now I am into 4th and walking ...no...jogging away at a good rate. He gives up and admonishes his loss with a full blast of his high beams.
Chomp-chomp,.... burp.
I gotta walk this dog more often.
(I've seen this guy before)Of course nothing else needs to be fed to the 2.4 SS Doberman. I am on him like a fat man to a tweekie.
He tries a brief flurry of quick accelration bursts going on to east bound 30 ramp to show me he is burly Focus man.... but I glue myself to his rear body kit bumper and fight back the small smile growing on my face.
We merge into traffic in 2nd gear (for me) at about 3k rpms...I have the 2.4 locked and loaded and ready to shoot. He dumps it BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (really annoying) and I punch it...he goes for the right lane and goes up a gear as I draw even with him in the left lane at full throttle..."bark" goes the Dobberman (that was quick work of him I think to myself).
I glance down...(there's my 7000 rpm shift light) so I go to third and start putting an automotive stiff arm in his face..
I pull away.
He tries and tries but now I am into 4th and walking ...no...jogging away at a good rate. He gives up and admonishes his loss with a full blast of his high beams.
Chomp-chomp,.... burp.
I gotta walk this dog more often.
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Originally Posted by GTP
For those Greensburg yinzers, I was leaving Parkwood Inn after picking up some take out and low and behold a green Ford Focus with a hug fart can, rims, tinted all out and a body kit rolls by and throws me a rev... (I've seen this guy before)
Of course nothing else needs to be fed to the 2.4 SS Doberman. I am on him like a fat man to a tweekie.
He tries a breif flurry of quick accelration bursts going on to east bound 30 ramp to show me he is burly Focus man.... but I glue myself to his rear body kit bumper and fight back the small smile growing on my face.
We merge into traffic in 2nd gear (for me) at about 3k rpms...I have the 2.4 locked and loaded and ready to shoot. He dumps it BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (really annoying) and I punch it...he goes for the right lane and goes up a gear as I draw even with him in the left lane at full throttle..."bark" goes the Dobberman (that was quick work of him I think to myself).
I glance down...(there's my 7000 rpm shift light) so I go to third and start putting a automotive stiff arm in his face..
I pull away.
He tries and tries but now I am into 4th and walking ...no...jogging away at a good rate. He gives up and admonishes his loss with a full blast of his high beams.
Chomp-chomp,.... burp.
I gotta walk this dog more often.
(I've seen this guy before)Of course nothing else needs to be fed to the 2.4 SS Doberman. I am on him like a fat man to a tweekie.
He tries a breif flurry of quick accelration bursts going on to east bound 30 ramp to show me he is burly Focus man.... but I glue myself to his rear body kit bumper and fight back the small smile growing on my face.
We merge into traffic in 2nd gear (for me) at about 3k rpms...I have the 2.4 locked and loaded and ready to shoot. He dumps it BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (really annoying) and I punch it...he goes for the right lane and goes up a gear as I draw even with him in the left lane at full throttle..."bark" goes the Dobberman (that was quick work of him I think to myself).
I glance down...(there's my 7000 rpm shift light) so I go to third and start putting a automotive stiff arm in his face..
I pull away.
He tries and tries but now I am into 4th and walking ...no...jogging away at a good rate. He gives up and admonishes his loss with a full blast of his high beams.
Chomp-chomp,.... burp.
I gotta walk this dog more often.
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well i shouldnt say i dont like 4 doors i jsut dont like the goofytail lights, i like the ones on the SS/SC better. if you can get the circle lights on a 4 door NA then my bad but i have yet to see one.
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