2.0L LSJ Performance Tech 205hp Supercharged SS tuner version. 200 lb-ft of torque.

any update on the GMPP stage???

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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 04:52 PM
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my dealer told me when i bought the car that it allready has stage 13 package in it.
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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 05:01 PM
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I've got the elusive stage 14! The stock blown engine all torn down!
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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by selfinfliction
the dealers know as much about the stage kits as joe bob down at the crabshack.

i believe that's how most of the rumors start around here.. people ask the dealer and of course the dealers act like they have all this top secret information to share, when in fact most of them couldn't tell you 5 features on a cobalt ss
But what about the Joe Bob that has a family member that designed something to do with the staged kits, surely he isn't making it all up.
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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 10:10 PM
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But what about the Joe Bob that has a family member that designed something to do with the staged kits, surely he isn't making it all up.

are you saying that if someone on here claims a member of their family is a design engineer for gm, they might not be telling the full truth!???!!!! how dare you accuse someone of that

had me fooled for sure
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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 10:19 PM
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They told me that GM was working on tryin to point the Dyllythium Crystals at the flux capacitor so we could go back to the future, but since GM is struggling so bad and they are closing factories left and right that ***** Wonka might get fired and Dr. Seuss might get the contract. Thats what my sister said.
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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 10:26 PM
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My gf's sister's bf's brother's dad's sister's aunt's brother's god father's father's brother works for GM and he said he personally hand build's all the Stage kit's with his bare feet that's why it's taking so long!!
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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by CobaltSS422
My gf's sister's bf's brother's dad's sister's aunt's brother's god father's father's brother works for GM and he said he personally hand build's all the Stage kit's with his bare feet that's why it's taking so long!!

He's gotta be over 100 too so that can't help
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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by CobaltSS422
My gf's sister's bf's brother's dad's sister's aunt's brother's god father's father's brother works for GM and he said he personally hand build's all the Stage kit's with his bare feet that's why it's taking so long!!

damn.. now it's all making sense!!!!


next time you see him can you ask if he will allocate millions of dollars of gm's money to design an awd cobalt and mass produce the same rims that were on the concept car? i mean that's reasonable right?
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Old Jan 31, 2006 | 01:36 AM
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Originally Posted by selfinfliction
damn.. now it's all making sense!!!!


next time you see him can you ask if he will allocate millions of dollars of gm's money to design an awd cobalt and mass produce the same rims that were on the concept car? i mean that's reasonable right?
definately reasonable. I'll ask him.. oh BTW i met kelly clarkson today, She's my baby's momma's brother's father's sister's aunt!! oh wow too much fun
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Old Jan 31, 2006 | 07:48 AM
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oh wow too much fun

nothing like a good laugh at the expense of someone else
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Old Jan 31, 2006 | 07:56 AM
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yeah...where did you get this information????
beacause I am a friendly neighbourhood GM partsman in Saskatchewan. I pop those numbers into GMaccess every morning to keep an eye on the status and its been that way that I had explained since these stage threads started. I just explained what it all meant.
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Old Jan 31, 2006 | 07:57 AM
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Originally Posted by selfinfliction
the dealers know as much about the stage kits as joe bob down at the crabshack.

i believe that's how most of the rumors start around here.. people ask the dealer and of course the dealers act like they have all this top secret information to share, when in fact most of them couldn't tell you 5 features on a cobalt ss

I resent that fawker.
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