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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:48 PM
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a conservative area tune that I paid for. And it was the last time I actually made it to the 1/4 track.

I'm off to bed, you guys have fun jacking each other off.
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:50 PM
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Suddenly I'm reminded why most people view the Cobalt as a vehicle for barely pubescent teenagers. This thread should be titled "How much bigger are your ego's in relation to your *****".
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:50 PM
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what do I want given to me? I don't ask for help from none of you morons.
i bet if you did you wouldnt have lifted the head. my little sister just went into the 9th grade and knows better than to tighten a headgasket hardly past finger tight lol
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Darkmanx
wernt you on a area tune when you ran your fastest time?
OH!

Originally Posted by hatrickstu
i bet if you did you wouldnt have lifted the head. my little sister just went into the 9th grade and knows better to tighten a headgasket past finger tight lol
But there's no how too...we are ******** for not helping the community...

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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:55 PM
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eh whatever, I could care less anymore. Back to two spinning dorito's on a stick for me, fed by a very large hair drier, RWD>FWD any day.
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by ralliartist
a conservative area tune that I paid for. And it was the last time I actually made it to the 1/4 track.

I'm off to bed, you guys have fun jacking each other off.
talk about contradictions. so not only DID you ask for help, you offered to PAY for it you wanted it so bad. now help me out here, didnt you blow your motor up when you were messing with the tune and forgot to compensate for the cold air?
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by hatrickstu
i bet if you did you wouldnt have lifted the head. my little sister just went into the 9th grade and knows better than to tighten a headgasket hardly past finger tight lol
pics of said sister
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:57 PM
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pics of said sister
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 05:01 PM
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steddy, i lived with reign for a month, hes 100% kidding
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 05:02 PM
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steddy, i lived with reign for a month, hes 100% kidding


My bad Reign.
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 05:06 PM
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my ***** are BIG, on forza that is
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 05:08 PM
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LMao hahahahaha. steddy.

hey Stu I wasnt kidding.




hahahahahahahahhaha jk jk

u btr b coming back outsoon
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 05:11 PM
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Well, Area, the point would be that you're lying...again.

ZZP has put a few cars in the 12's on street tires and posted about it with videos. Where are your slips and videos? Oh that's right, it's a secret

465WHP was on a ZZP car, not a customer car. Nice try and lying about ZZP again.

Oh, and why does Tim's car with a stock blower make more power than your TVS? Oh master tuner...oh wait, it's because he's not using pump gas or maybe it's because he has a built engine, or wait (insert area excuse #55 here). But I guess track times and dynos don't count anymore; Area already lost so now we're dropping our pants and calipering nut size. You can have that one, big nuts just make your dick look smaller and I imagine we'll have a dick measuring contest in a few days...
hi. lets play a game of. you're the tool, and i'm the normal person. should be fun.

you set out to make more power than me. peachy. i don't have the budget you do. it has taken me two years to get to this point. his car is still 2 whp less than mine, and 18 ft lbs on 110. {i am not counting e-85} i didn't run pump gas when i did 352/308. pump gas runs were in the low 340's on the 2.75 pulley. lets take into effect something. i, have a stock head. only thing different is valve train. whoopie. i have a stock 83k mile short block. not a 2.3 liter. i have a stock intake manifold. wow. it took you a ported head, cams, and larger displacement. a/c delete, electric warter pump. go you. i have nothing to be jealous of here. none at all. you used me as a bench mark for your numbers because you knew of the following the car has. fine by me. hell buy the ****** thing for all i care.

you pushed a customers car to 30psi and 465 whp. go back and read. i clearly remember you stating you would have gone farther, but the stock clutch gave out and the customer would come back for a clutch install. this was a few months back.

i am not you, i am not selling parts. i am not bashing potential customers over silly crap. YOU ARE. your lack of customer service astounds me.

this thread was started as a joke. a simple picture and a crappy video has spawned into this.

as i stated before. i left you, and your people at zzp alone for a while out of respect for you and others. however, you had to go and poke the bear.

before you make anymore remarks towards other members and why they parted their cars out. unless you know the real story behind it. keep your mouth shut. much like this thread.

p.s. i have no reason to lie. i am not the one with the mustang dyno.
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Area47
hi. lets play a game of. you're the tool, and i'm the normal person. should be fun.

you set out to make more power than me. peachy. i don't have the budget you do. it has taken me two years to get to this point. his car is still 2 whp less than mine, and 18 ft lbs on 110. {i am not counting e-85} i didn't run pump gas when i did 352/308. pump gas runs were in the low 340's on the 2.75 pulley. lets take into effect something. i, have a stock head. only thing different is valve train. whoopie. i have a stock 83k mile short block. not a 2.3 liter. i have a stock intake manifold. wow. it took you a ported head, cams, and larger displacement. a/c delete, electric warter pump. go you. i have nothing to be jealous of here. none at all. you used me as a bench mark for your numbers because you knew of the following the car has. fine by me. hell buy the ****** thing for all i care.

you pushed a customers car to 30psi and 465 whp. go back and read. i clearly remember you stating you would have gone farther, but the stock clutch gave out and the customer would come back for a clutch install. this was a few months back.

i am not you, i am not selling parts. i am not bashing potential customers over silly crap. YOU ARE. your lack of customer service astounds me.

this thread was started as a joke. a simple picture and a crappy video has spawned into this.

as i stated before. i left you, and your people at zzp alone for a while out of respect for you and others. however, you had to go and poke the bear.

before you make anymore remarks towards other members and why they parted their cars out. unless you know the real story behind it. keep your mouth shut. much like this thread.

p.s. i have no reason to lie. i am not the one with the mustang dyno.
I still wuv you Bryan.... check your email!
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 05:25 PM
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please say no homo...
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 05:32 PM
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Oh it's homo all right, and I want to watch.
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 05:34 PM
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I likez Areas long fingers!
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 05:37 PM
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So you should know how big his ***** REALLY are then. :P
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Rissa
So you should know how big his ***** REALLY are then. :P
Someone sounds jealous...


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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 05:37 PM
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OH I do believe me!.....






I can't believe I just wrote that! lolz
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 05:38 PM
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my car went 11.8 on stock turbo drag radials and stock head so zzp isnt all that great nothing a little c16 cant fix lol
amen
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by steddy2112
Someone sounds jealous...


We can throw you into the mix too.
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 05:41 PM
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We can throw you into the mix too.
He always turns out the lights with me.

Says something about being ashamed...
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 05:43 PM
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he has nothing to be ashamed of




wow oh my god. no homo.
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 05:44 PM
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See now this is back on track, since it was originally about ball size and all.
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