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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:31 PM
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What an epic thread.
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Spectral
Rofl @ a guy who doesn't even know how to properly tighten his head studs coming into a thread defending a company like people actuall give a **** what he says
I'm sorry, who actually gives a **** what you say?

all the hate for a company taking the next step is just fuel for the fire to come.

You guys keep swinging on the nuts of the "gods". Ego's can only go so far.

Originally Posted by 06blackg85ss
lolz.........



I also didn't floor it til 3rd gear.
and please refrain from using my car as an example, I do not give you permission to do so.
Thanx.
ROFL, didn't floor it till third gear. Okay, I believe that! NOT! You realize how STUPID that sounds?

Your car is a perfect example of a 400+whp car not running an 11. Why NOT post it? It proves a point.

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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:34 PM
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no I realize I didn't have money to replace my transmission. I realize that you are also swinging from ZZP's ballz. You have to speak up, can't understand you with a dick in your mouth.
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by ralliartist
I'm sorry, who actually gives a **** what you say?

all the hate for a company taking the next step is just fuel for the fire to come.

You guys keep swinging on the nuts of the "gods". Ego's can only go so far.



ROFL, didn't floor it till third gear. Okay, I believe that! NOT! You realize how STUPID that sounds?

Your car is a perfect example of a 400+whp car not running an 11. Why NOT post it? It proves a point.
Just to make people like you squirm.
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by StockSS
don't try to dodge the questions.

WHO HAS GOTTEN THERE COBALT TO RUN 11.99 or better in the quarter mile that is on this forum?? answer??
Me. I hate posting dyno's/slips. But you wanted to know my best time? 11.92@119

But where's my proof... Guess I should have framed that timeslip for you. I will NEVER do it again until the car is fully prepared

I'm not here to brag. I did post it one night. But the first reply, was I call BullShit. So, I deleted it
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:37 PM
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Me. I hate posting tho. But you wanted to know my best time? 11.92@119

But where's my proof... Guess I should have framed that timeslip for you. Nitrous/drags.

You probably thinks my car is a simple 2.6/60's. Everyone else does. I'm not here to brag. I did post it one night. But the first reply, was I call BullShit. So, I deleted it
You sir are a liar though because you didn't gloat relentlessly how much you were > everyone.

rofl.
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:38 PM
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Sorry that I'm not giving YOU a blow job like your naive followers.

The only ZZP part I have on my car is a flex pipe. And it leaks.

I don't need ZZP to go fast.

But at least I can have respect for a company that doesn't mind sharing what they are doing. And then providing Factual Proof of their accomplishments.

The rest of you "Gods" just claim a bunch of bullshit, go to whatever dyno or track, and "claim" that the numbers that you are actually posting are "pump gas numbers" or "I didn't get on it till 3rd gear" and that you actually have faster times or a higher dyno sheet but aren't willing to post them up because of the haters.

Do us all a favor and just post proof of what you claim.
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by steddy2112
Just to make people like you squirm.
Just in case you missed it.

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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by steddy2112
You sir are a liar though because you didn't gloat relentlessly how much you were > everyone.

rofl.
nobody is asking anyone to gloat relentlessly, we are all just wanting to see proof. after all, don't we all want to surpass the "worshiped" srt4s? They are like the american tuner car to look up to, since us cobalts don't have **** on them for power or times.
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by ralliartist
nobody is asking anyone to gloat relentlessly, we are all just wanting to see proof. after all, don't we all want to surpass the "worshiped" srt4s? They are like the american tuner car to look up to, since us cobalts don't have **** on them for power or times.
Who cares about SRT-4s?
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by ralliartist
Sorry that I'm not giving YOU a blow job like your naive followers.

The only ZZP part I have on my car is a flex pipe. And it leaks.

I don't need ZZP to go fast.

But at least I can have respect for a company that doesn't mind sharing what they are doing. And then providing Factual Proof of their accomplishments.

The rest of you "Gods" just claim a bunch of bullshit, go to whatever dyno or track, and "claim" that the numbers that you are actually posting are "pump gas numbers" or "I didn't get on it till 3rd gear" and that you actually have faster times or a higher dyno sheet but aren't willing to post them up because of the haters.

Do us all a favor and just post proof of what you claim.
I got a big dick, stand by for the pictures to prove my point.
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:41 PM
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Put em up ralliartist..

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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by steddy2112
Just in case you missed it.

what am I to squirm about? you really think I get all upset about the bullshit drama on this forum? I'm sorry, I got a life and a country to serve, and a family to take care of.
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:42 PM
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WOH woh woh there guy, I've never hidden anything about my car, everything has always been posted, even when the ass jockey we know as Zoomer demanded data logs, videos, and dyno sheets, I gladly posted them, and he still continued to try and prove me wrong. And I never bashed ZZP as a company, just Zoomer, cause he is a dick. My car was a street car and nothing more. This is probably one of the lowest whp car's I've built too, so why would I brag about that.
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by ralliartist
Sorry that I'm not giving YOU a blow job like your naive followers.

The only ZZP part I have on my car is a flex pipe. And it leaks.

I don't need ZZP to go fast.

But at least I can have respect for a company that doesn't mind sharing what they are doing. And then providing Factual Proof of their accomplishments.

The rest of you "Gods" just claim a bunch of bullshit, go to whatever dyno or track, and "claim" that the numbers that you are actually posting are "pump gas numbers" or "I didn't get on it till 3rd gear" and that you actually have faster times or a higher dyno sheet but aren't willing to post them up because of the haters.

Do us all a favor and just post proof of what you claim.
You don't need zzp but you surley need someone else other than you....I mean what happened last time?
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by steddy2112
You sir are a liar though because you didn't gloat relentlessly how much you were > everyone.

rofl.
I'm not gloating because it wasn't a cobalt owned by me, but built by me. Granted, it was getting sold soon and we were honestly trying to blow it up. Cranked the boost on a twincharged car and let loose. Amazing what happens when you DON'T toss the blower out of the equation. Blower + Turbo + 7.5k rpm = 35psi = 11.92@119
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:44 PM
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Oh man not the military card....again.
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by reign1
Put em up ralliartist..


lets do this
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by ralliartist
hey nutswinger.
what exactly am I bitter about?
Originally Posted by Spectral
Rofl @ a guy who doesn't even know how to properly tighten his head studs coming into a thread defending a company like people actuall give a **** what he says
i wonder.....


that and the fact you want everything and every answer to be given to you..


and why exactly am i a nutswinger? i dont even have my cobalt anymore..
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by WickedSS2005
I'm not gloating because it wasn't a cobalt owned by me, but built by me. Granted, it was getting sold soon and we were honestly trying to blow it up. Cranked the boost on a twincharged car and let loose. Amazing what happens when you DON'T toss the blower out of the equation. Blower + Turbo + 7.5k rpm = 35psi = 11.92@119
It's cool man I was being sarcastic
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:46 PM
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what do I want given to me? I don't ask for help from none of you morons.
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:46 PM
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hey i can find a picture of an actor too
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:46 PM
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I've gone 12.90's on street tires and 22psi! Hmmmmmmmmm give me slicks I'll be there too!

I'm a young guy with a kid a wife and a house... and do my **** in my garage!
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:46 PM
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morons lol.
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by ralliartist
what do I want given to me? I don't ask for help from none of you morons.
wernt you on a area tune when you ran your fastest time?
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