yeah I'm sure thats what they're thinking. Hell here in VA they might consider it a felony and lock you away forever

 

200kpr is what 125 mph. ive had mine to 135 2.4 not stock.

ryan.

 

"sir, the officeres records show that you peed faster than any human he has ever seen. now officer, do you watch people urinate a lot?"

 

Ok, OK...How did this thread become a pissing contest

 

"It's something I have to live with as an officer. Everyday, it seems someone is peeing without thinking."

 

because that is exactly what this is.

"it's a shame to see people peeing in such a reckless manor. what has this world come too"

 

Excuse me whilst I ****...woops, sorry about you shoe officer.

 

"A pissing contest, that's what it has become. No one has concern for their's or other's lives..."

I learned a long time ago that trying hard is like peeing yourself in a dark suit...

...sure you get a warm feeling, but no one notices.

Alright, I'm done trying hard at work, I'm out to drive my car around...

 

"sir, i wasn't aware that public urination was a punishable crime. so, in regards to that. if i **** my pants, could i still be given a ticket and possible jail time? that in itself is public uriniation. do you find yourself at pub crawls a lot giving out tese types of tickets?"

i might be thinking too far into this

 

It's a good thing I am not in the mood for work today. I've been thuroughly amussed by all this.

 

it seems that urination brings the best out of people from time to time























see what i did there?

 

That and possibly a good FART!!!! PPPHHHHRRRRUUUUPPPPP...pardon!

Got to love the bark from a Rocky Mountain Barking Wolf Spider.