lol 3rd what???

 

WOW! I still haven't stopped laughing. Between the amazingness that is this forum tonight, and the conversation I'm having with Wes on MSN.. It's non-stop hilarity.

Asphalt Assault says:
tell dayn the deal is off.
Ryan says:
lmao. but i like him..
Asphalt Assault says:
no no do it
Asphalt Assault says:
I think it would be funny to distract him and then nail him
Ryan says:
On a side note... i'm not sure what I think of you wanting to destract dane and then nail him...
Asphalt Assault says:

Ryan says:
lmao. you walked right into that one.. like really.

Slightly trimed down for the hilarity that insues.
On another note.. WTF does JP have a 15" ***** for?!

 

sometimes its better not to ask haha

 

Thursday wing night
Smittys Grant

1. brian or brians gf wich ever shows up
2. andrew
3. dayne
4. Jeff
5. jp
6. smartdude
7. Maj
8. Mat
9. Asphalt Assault
10.

 

so i have something to compare my dick to..

apparently tape messages i buy stop at 12 inches..so i had to buy the *****

 

18" to be exact

 

wes got time off the job and off the wife! congrats to see you come out old timer

 

................................................ I'm speachless.

 

 

andy knows cuz he gets its every second day and alternating sundays

 

maybe you could speak more if u took the black momba outa your mouth

 

your black momba really gets around i hope your wrapping it up

 

That's only because I'm stepping out for a bit to take his place....

ROFL!

 

******* laughing ! ! ! ! ! !

 

Wes you arn't the first 30+ year old male who has wanted to "distract me and nail me". though the last guy was serious and so was his BF..... I saw the rope and cuffs. Luckily i slept with a girl in their spare room that night so I had protection.



HEY! What is better than trojan for protection with a gay guy. A girl.

 

wtf how did you post twice? hacker

 

projekt.....did your parents have to go with you to buy said *****?

 

i didnt get over 7k posts by not learning how to **** the automerge

i learn how to **** things quickly..

nah i just took it outa tamaras stash

eww..

 

The conversation continues....

Asphalt Assault says:
so I roll out of the dealer ship with my new wheels on. having a bad day already with the car deal and bad day at work when guess what I did getting on to regent
Ryan says:
hit an old woman in a walker?
Asphalt Assault says:
LOL no that wouldnt be as bad as this
Asphalt Assault says:
brand new painted wheels,,,, and so happy.... what could happen
Asphalt Assault says:
Kissed the curb on the way out


You know you're a car guy when............. your rims mean more to you then the 80 year old crossing the street.

 

are you talking to me?

 

http://eshop.bananazzurri.eu/store/p...29e90b6686dee8


no he bought it online

 

IN AND OUT BEFORE SHE CAN DESCRIBE YOUR FACIAL FEATURES.

 

Have no fear, The wicked witch of the north is here!

 

Yeah... that'll happen when you have as much time as you do to practice on yourself.

I'm sorry... Yet again an open door I couldn't help by walk through.

 

nah he borrowed his moms.....i know this because she told me that she wished it was used instead the night JP was conceived