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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 02:18 AM
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funny stories of jerks around town

well today i was driving back to work from my house on lunch break..and this scion xa pulls up to me..obliviously it was louder then stock..had exhaust n intake and it was 5spd. i had to do it...i hate ricers revving there cars at me..so we both take off..im spinning and wheel hoping up into i hit 2nd gear..by the time i hit 2nd...i had to have at least 5 cars..then kept on goin...5 car went to about 10....and yeah wut a waste of gas..but i had to do it

then on my way from my buddies place..im drivin home..doin 40 in a 30.and this mercedes is ridin my ass..i hate it..so i slow it down...he goes to get in the other lane..yes on oncoming traffic..that **** pissed me off..i floor the car..and i had bout 3 cars on him and pulling...he is flashing his lights....that 30mph turned into about 80mph..and at the end of that he pulled behind me and slows down to 30 and im way beyond him..the car was a looked like a 01ish e class..not sure how much power they got..but im sure they are heavy...oh i hate ppl that have those cars and drive like ********...eh whatever it made me laugh.

well thats my store of the nite..haha yay cobalts
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted by iLLmaTic3s
well today i was driving back to work from my house on lunch break..and this scion xa pulls up to me..obliviously it was louder then stock..had exhaust n intake and it was 5spd. i had to do it...i hate ricers revving there cars at me..so we both take off..im spinning and wheel hoping up into i hit 2nd gear..by the time i hit 2nd...i had to have at least 5 cars..then kept on goin...5 car went to about 10....and yeah wut a waste of gas..but i had to do it

then on my way from my buddies place..im drivin home..doin 40 in a 30.and this mercedes is ridin my ass..i hate it..so i slow it down...he goes to get in the other lane..yes on oncoming traffic..that **** pissed me off..i floor the car..and i had bout 3 cars on him and pulling...he is flashing his lights....that 30mph turned into about 80mph..and at the end of that he pulled behind me and slows down to 30 and im way beyond him..the car was a looked like a 01ish e class..not sure how much power they got..but im sure they are heavy...oh i hate ppl that have those cars and drive like ********...eh whatever it made me laugh.

well thats my store of the nite..haha yay cobalts
isnt the Xb that box thingy? we dont have much scions up here...

as for the second story..yeah i hate tailgaters..but speeding up when he is trying to pass you is a no-no, he could have got trapped and killed by a on coming car..not saying him tailgating you was right..but still you doing that wasnt right ether..
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 02:31 AM
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yeah i know...the xa is the clown car..the xb is now the rounded box..but yeah i shudnt of done that..but having a bad day n this guy...didnt mix...there was no1 down the road for miles..but i ****** hate ppl like that..and i live in a "rich" area and there are too many mercedes, bmw, etc. owners...********! lol
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 02:40 AM
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Originally Posted by iLLmaTic3s
yeah i know...the xa is the clown car..the xb is now the rounded box..but yeah i shudnt of done that..but having a bad day n this guy...didnt mix...there was no1 down the road for miles..but i ****** hate ppl like that..and i live in a "rich" area and there are too many mercedes, bmw, etc. owners...********! lol
i hear ya buddy, i had the same run in with a ******* in a benz on a bad day myself haha...i hate those ***** that think they are gods gift to earth on the road cuz they drive a benz...like they dont need to signal to switch lanes and **** cuz they are soo high and mighty...******** lol
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 02:41 AM
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i hear ya buddy, i had the same run in with a ******* in a benz on a bad day myself haha...i hate those ***** that think they are gods gift to earth on the road cuz they drive a benz...like they dont need to signal to switch lanes and **** cuz they are soo high and mighty...******** lol

agreed..but he got smoked by a cobalt..end of story..hahahaha.
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 02:45 AM
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Originally Posted by iLLmaTic3s
agreed..but he got smoked by a cobalt..end of story..hahahaha.
haha yeah, do you have a 2.2?

*edit* hah nvm i found the gallery you got a 2.4 auto
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 02:47 AM
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xb = toaster on wheels !
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 03:37 AM
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I also have to deal with those tailgating ******** in expensive cars too. I once had a Z3 do the same thing to me. I did the same thing. He learned it was better to get used to my tail lights very fast.
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xb = toaster on wheels !
Yep, Toyota's equivalent to Honda's toaster on wheels, the Element. xA is just a rebadged Matrix/Vibe.
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 03:43 AM
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i hate tailgaters.....those bizz natches **** me off....so i just slow down and box them in with the car thats right next to them and i stay just a bit ahead of the car that is next to me that way the guy behind me cant go nowhere.....and the whole time im laughin my ass off......i love it
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 06:39 AM
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lol, I just shoot fireballs at em out my exhaust when they tailgate. I hate going out by you sean, damn rich people think they own the ****** roads.....
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 11:02 AM
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yep hate that ****..i get it all the time...its really crazy how it is over here..hahahaha. too many rich people...lol
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 07:38 PM
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best thing i ever said to somebody driving an expensive who was driving like an ass.

Me: Hey, nice car.
Them: Thanks.
Me: How much did it set you back?
Them: $x0,000.
Me: You might want to take it back.
Them: Why?
Me: Cause your turn signals don't work.

True story. I have done this before, and will still do it today.
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by domin8_gt
best thing i ever said to somebody driving an expensive who was driving like an ass.

Me: Hey, nice car.
Them: Thanks.
Me: How much did it set you back?
Them: $x0,000.
Me: You might want to take it back.
Them: Why?
Me: Cause your turn signals don't work.

True story. I have done this before, and will still do it today.
best story on here.....i wish i would have been there to seen the look on their face
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by domin8_gt
best thing i ever said to somebody driving an expensive who was driving like an ass.

Me: Hey, nice car.
Them: Thanks.
Me: How much did it set you back?
Them: $x0,000.
Me: You might want to take it back.
Them: Why?
Me: Cause your turn signals don't work.

True story. I have done this before, and will still do it today.
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 10:37 PM
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thats awesome!!!
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Old Feb 11, 2008 | 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by domin8_gt
best thing i ever said to somebody driving an expensive who was driving like an ass.

Me: Hey, nice car.
Them: Thanks.
Me: How much did it set you back?
Them: $x0,000.
Me: You might want to take it back.
Them: Why?
Me: Cause your turn signals don't work.

True story. I have done this before, and will still do it today.
I wish I knew what he felt after you drove away.....

Originally Posted by mrsilent13
i hate tailgaters.....those bizz natches **** me off....so i just slow down and box them in with the car thats right next to them and i stay just a bit ahead of the car that is next to me that way the guy behind me cant go nowhere.....and the whole time im laughin my ass off......i love it
When they get close enough, use the wiper fluid, its funny to have them use theirs when its 70 degrees sunny 5 seconds after you use yours.

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Old Feb 11, 2008 | 11:03 PM
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haha u use the wiper fluid....ahah get back on there car..i hate that when it happens to me..LOL
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Old Jun 2, 2008 | 06:40 AM
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i hear ya about these rich folks acting a fool

i was driving once and this lady in front of me stopped because a car in front of her was turning so naturally i stopped, this guy in a bmw x3 is behind me. i looked down to change the radio station and took an extra 2 seconds and the dude in the x3 starts blaring his horn. i abosolutly cannot stand that so i get over in the other lane and roll down my widow to ask him what his problem is. it turns out is some old guy and some lady, who start giving me the evil eye so i yell "what is your problem?" (i know they where just old ppl but by this time i was really mad) the lady looks kinda weird and the dude stomps it and pulls up a little. i dropped a gear and took off, took me a sec but i caught back up to them. the lady at this time was shaking her hands at me in a praying style (i guess she was saying i need to pray?) and the dude cuts a quick turn, and i just keep going. ppl ask, what did that prove? i always tell them that hopefully they learned their lesson and will respect the next person.
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Old Jun 2, 2008 | 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted by domin8_gt
best thing i ever said to somebody driving an expensive who was driving like an ass.

Me: Hey, nice car.
Them: Thanks.
Me: How much did it set you back?
Them: $x0,000.
Me: You might want to take it back.
Them: Why?
Me: Cause your turn signals don't work.

True story. I have done this before, and will still do it today.
Thats also true for over half the cars here!

Then you have the ones that don't remember them they left it on. I had a motorcycle behind me that looked like he was going to turn right, get a green and then instead of turning he passed me! Nothing I could do to stop that though since we don't exactly have the power to weight of a bike. Pissed me off more than having to stay late at work on a Friday.
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