EVERY TIME I GO TO ****, idk y, but i seem to **** on my *****!!!! then my pants get wet and i smell like urine... ne1 else have this prob and can give me some tips??? I mean you know how hard it is to try n get chicks when you got a big ass wet spot on the front side of your pants.. fml... ne thing would help much appreciated thanx

 

get a bigger dick..

 

lol

 

Think about some hot chick before you **** so that you get a boner and **** on your *****. lol

 

that

 

You could sit and pee like a girl...

 

Why did you fell like posting on a forum filled with guys that you have a small dick? I hope a mod puts it in your sig so everyone knows of your fail

 

Shake it twice?

 

tuck your ***** between your cheeks

 

I tried to think of something to say but could not, except for in before the lock

 

dude wtf lolol

 

sorry but ur a fail grow a bigger dick sir

 

Hahaha

 

I really hope someone hacked his account, cause if not..... i think we know who has the micro ***** of the group.

 

lmfao....... in before the lock, or epic thread if its true

 

Sham-wow hahahaha

 

get the gaskets replaced lol....

 

you gotta have one small dick if u get it on *****

 

um just wondering, but if you have this problem how do have MOJO at its finest?

 

take the toilet paper roll out of its holder and put your ***** in it. it will act like a funnel.

i have a small dick too man, its what we gotta do.

 

Full of fail here

 

fast^^^^^^^???????

 

lmfao!!!!! hahahaahahahaha!!! i forgot that i posted this ****! hahahaaha!!! i posted jus to see what would be responded.. i thank you for all of the input! very helpful! hahahahahaha..... no lock down either

 

^lol this guy...

 

lmfao! hahahahaa!!! dont you laugh at my brotha! we both suffer from a special disease! you laugh at me or him we will come for you!!! lol..