cobalt song!
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From: NY
Damn, I forgot all about Adam Sandler's song. I used to listen to that alot back in the day. That brought back some memories.
One day, my Eclipse GS-T broke down the day after I got it back from the dealership, and I had just put another $900 into it. That night I heard Pyschostick's song, so it was special.
One day, my Eclipse GS-T broke down the day after I got it back from the dealership, and I had just put another $900 into it. That night I heard Pyschostick's song, so it was special.
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You forgot the grand finale, where the cobalt blows up in an amazing display of oil, and smoke, from all of the fun we had together.
"I had my foot in the throttle pushing it hard,
When a piece of my piston broke into shards.
The pressure blew past the rings with a Fury,
And the oil shot out the dipstick in a hurry.
The times were fun, my lessons learned,
I never should have raced, I should have turned.
If it weren't for my ego, and my tiny *****,
It wouldn't have blown up, I wouldn't have seen this."
"I had my foot in the throttle pushing it hard,
When a piece of my piston broke into shards.
The pressure blew past the rings with a Fury,
And the oil shot out the dipstick in a hurry.
The times were fun, my lessons learned,
I never should have raced, I should have turned.
If it weren't for my ego, and my tiny *****,
It wouldn't have blown up, I wouldn't have seen this."
Last edited by Psykostevo; May 18, 2007 at 01:27 PM.
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You forgot the grand finale, where the cobalt blows up in an amazing display of oil, and smoke, from all of the fun we had together.
"I had my foot in the throttle pushing it hard,
When a piece of my piston broke into shards.
The pressure blew past the rings with a Fury,
And the oil shot of the dipstick in a hurry.
The times were fun, my lessons learned,
I never should have raced, I should have turned.
If it weren't for my ego, and my tiny *****,
It wouldn't have blown up, I wouldn't have seen this."
"I had my foot in the throttle pushing it hard,
When a piece of my piston broke into shards.
The pressure blew past the rings with a Fury,
And the oil shot of the dipstick in a hurry.
The times were fun, my lessons learned,
I never should have raced, I should have turned.
If it weren't for my ego, and my tiny *****,
It wouldn't have blown up, I wouldn't have seen this."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wow. Inspiring. Uplifting song man. Makes me want to umm, set my car on fire or something!
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...wow...... um.... crap....... wow....... i dunno....... i say we have a cobalt song contest..... yaaaaaa.......
Has to be sung with music...... Music video is a bonus...... winner gets.... i dunno..... something........
Has to be sung with music...... Music video is a bonus...... winner gets.... i dunno..... something........
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There is one thing Gayer than having fun on this site, and it is people who think this site is all about HP and MODS. This site is here so we can have fun. Even if it means flashing around pictures of the Hoff, or your mom, and as dumb as his song was, it's still rediculously fun to smack him around for being a ******* for putting it up here!
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From: Phoenix, AZ
There is one thing Gayer than having fun on this site, and it is people who think this site is all about HP and MODS. This site is here so we can have fun. Even if it means flashing around pictures of the Hoff, or your mom, and as dumb as his song was, it's still rediculously fun to smack him around for being a ******* for putting it up here!
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There is one thing Gayer than having fun on this site, and it is people who think this site is all about HP and MODS. This site is here so we can have fun. Even if it means flashing around pictures of the Hoff, or your mom, and as dumb as his song was, it's still rediculously fun to smack him around for being a ******* for putting it up here!
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From: Morgantown, Pa
Yo broz! this is a song I wrote about the cobalt SS/SC. I was inspired while driving my balt today.
Cobalt drivers whoa
yeah i'm a cobalt driver
you know it baby
I'm shiftin hard
And smokin the streetz in my supercharged
cause were the
cobalt drivers whoa
yeah cobalt drivers oh yeah yeah yeah
Yo can't stop the eco tec train
the lsj is burnin up the street
go crazy from the HEEEEAAATTTTT!!!!!!!
(Chorus)
Cobalt drivers whoa
yeah i'm a cobalt driver
you know it baby
I'm shiftin hard
And smokin the streetz in my supercharged
cause were the
cobalt drivers whoa
yeah cobalt drivers oh yeah yeah yeah
Yo can't stop the eco tec train
the lsj is burnin up the street
go crazy from the HEEEEAAATTTTT!!!!!!!
(Chorus)
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At work last night I had nobody to work with so....I had alot of thinking time
Haha so heres my gay song
(Chorus)
Dont you know this Cobalt will own you
theres just not alot that you can do
It will make your moma disown you
((((insert supercharger whine here))))
Off to work in my supercharged chevy
my stomachs hurtin and rumblin kinda heavy
so I go drive through tryin to make it quck
pull up to pay and im confronted by a *****
he says " Oh look a wana be cavalier!!
dude ive always thought cobalts were queer"
I looked at him wanting to explode
but calmly just asked what HE drove
He said "oh you wana see a real car??
look over theres its that faded red TYPE R"
I laughed and said "Oh no not an autozone badge
I bet driving that you look like a huge vage"! <<-----as in vagina lol
(Chorus)
Dont you know this Cobalt will own you
theres just not alot that you can do
It will make your moma disown you
((((insert supercharger whine here))))
He said "dude this is something that you dont get
Im the man and my cars the ****!!
Ive got intake, blue plug wires and lambo doors""
and not to brag but my wing is bigger than yours!!
Ive smoked Corvettes, Camaros and Mustangs too
ive upgraded my headlights and dem bitches is blue!!!
Dont make me even start on V-tec!!
I shook my head and said "do you have my change yet!!"
(Chorus)
Dont you know this Cobalt will own you
theres just not alot that you can do
It will make your moma disown you
((((insert supercharger whine here))))
Look I dont have to brag about what my car will do
I drive it easy and keep it clean through and through
It runs real nice and has looks to fit
and if your honda fell out of a dogs ass it still wouldnt be the ****!!
I guess its a honda hell i cant tell
no bumpers or hood but its got a whail tail
If I was a cop id put you in jail
and if i was a judge i would deny you bail!!
(Chorus)
Dont you know this Cobalt will own you
theres just not alot that you can do
It will make your moma disown you
((((insert supercharged cobalt running through the gears)))
Haha so heres my gay song
(Chorus)
Dont you know this Cobalt will own you
theres just not alot that you can do
It will make your moma disown you
((((insert supercharger whine here))))
Off to work in my supercharged chevy
my stomachs hurtin and rumblin kinda heavy
so I go drive through tryin to make it quck
pull up to pay and im confronted by a *****
he says " Oh look a wana be cavalier!!
dude ive always thought cobalts were queer"
I looked at him wanting to explode
but calmly just asked what HE drove
He said "oh you wana see a real car??
look over theres its that faded red TYPE R"
I laughed and said "Oh no not an autozone badge
I bet driving that you look like a huge vage"! <<-----as in vagina lol
(Chorus)
Dont you know this Cobalt will own you
theres just not alot that you can do
It will make your moma disown you
((((insert supercharger whine here))))
He said "dude this is something that you dont get
Im the man and my cars the ****!!
Ive got intake, blue plug wires and lambo doors""
and not to brag but my wing is bigger than yours!!
Ive smoked Corvettes, Camaros and Mustangs too
ive upgraded my headlights and dem bitches is blue!!!
Dont make me even start on V-tec!!
I shook my head and said "do you have my change yet!!"
(Chorus)
Dont you know this Cobalt will own you
theres just not alot that you can do
It will make your moma disown you
((((insert supercharger whine here))))
Look I dont have to brag about what my car will do
I drive it easy and keep it clean through and through
It runs real nice and has looks to fit
and if your honda fell out of a dogs ass it still wouldnt be the ****!!
I guess its a honda hell i cant tell
no bumpers or hood but its got a whail tail
If I was a cop id put you in jail
and if i was a judge i would deny you bail!!
(Chorus)
Dont you know this Cobalt will own you
theres just not alot that you can do
It will make your moma disown you
((((insert supercharged cobalt running through the gears)))
Last edited by JERMzSS; May 22, 2007 at 07:51 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
Yo broz! this is a song I wrote about the cobalt SS/SC. I was inspired while driving my balt today.
Cobalt drivers whoa
yeah i'm a cobalt driver
you know it baby
I'm shiftin hard
And smokin the streetz in my supercharged
cause were the
cobalt drivers whoa
yeah cobalt drivers oh yeah yeah yeah
Yo can't stop the eco tec train
the lsj is burnin up the street
go crazy from the HEEEEAAATTTTT!!!!!!!
(Chorus)
Cobalt drivers whoa
yeah i'm a cobalt driver
you know it baby
I'm shiftin hard
And smokin the streetz in my supercharged
cause were the
cobalt drivers whoa
yeah cobalt drivers oh yeah yeah yeah
Yo can't stop the eco tec train
the lsj is burnin up the street
go crazy from the HEEEEAAATTTTT!!!!!!!
(Chorus)
get william hung to sing it and you might be onto something
Last edited by denn454; May 22, 2007 at 01:14 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
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Alf isn't gay. If you remember the show he was always trying to eat some *****
Anyways check out the song Chevy's by The Dayton FamilyHere is a link to a sound clip http://mfile3.akamai.com/14123/wm2/m...234&obj=v60828