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Old May 22, 2007 | 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by blown06
ok since we are doing balt songs I started one to the song of ice ice baby

Yo Balt lets kick it

Balt Balt Baby x2

Alright stop collaborate and listen
The balt is back with new intention
The boost grabs a hold of me tightly
Watch it down the track daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I dont know
Hit the gas and see if number 4 goes
To the extreme I drive this balt like a vandal
Light up the tires and smoke em like a candle
Dance go rush to the pioneers that boom
Im killing this motor with the heat sink vroom
Deadly when I hit 160 on the freeway
Anything les than the best is a give away
Love it or leave it better hit boost
Because those Srt's, there skiddles dont play
If there was a problem yo the balt will solve it
Check out the wing while the cops surround it

Chorous
Balt Balt Baby x4

thats all i got for now lol
LOL, you made me choke on my gum.

Originally Posted by JERMzSS
At work last night I had nobody to work with so....I had alot of thinking time
Haha so heres my gay song
(Chorus)

Dont you know this Cobalt will own you
theres just not alot that you can do
It will make your moma disown you
((((insert supercharger whine here))))

Off to work in my supercharged chevy
my stomachs hurtin and rumblin kinda heavy
so I go drive through tryin to make it quck
pull up to pay and im confronted by a *****
he says " Oh look a wana be cavalier!!
dude ive always thought cobalts were queer"
I looked at him wanting to explode
but calmly just asked what HE drove
He said "oh you wana see a real car??
look over theres its that faded red TYPE R"
I laughed and said "Oh no not an autozone badge
I bet driving that you look like a huge vage"! <<-----as in vagina lol

(Chorus)

Dont you know this Cobalt will own you
theres just not alot that you can do
It will make your moma disown you
((((insert supercharger whine here))))

He said "dude this is something that you do get
Im the man and my cars the ****!!
Ive got intake, blue plug wires and lambo doors""
and not to brag but my wing is bigger than yours!!
Ive smoked Corvettes, Camaros and Mustangs too
ive upgraded my headlights and dem bitches is blue!!!
Dont make me even start on V-tec!!
I shook my head and said "do you have my change yet!!"

(Chorus)

Dont you know this Cobalt will own you
theres just not alot that you can do
It will make your moma disown you
((((insert supercharger whine here))))

Look I dont have to brag about what my car will do
I drive it easy and keep it clean through and through
It runs real nice and has looks to fit
and if your honda fell out of a dogs ass it still wouldnt be the ****!!
I guess its a honda hell i cant tell
no bumpers or hood but its got a whail tail
If I was a cop id put you in jail
and if i was a judge i would deny you bail!!

(Chorus)

Dont you know this Cobalt will own you
theres just not alot that you can do
It will make your moma disown you
((((insert supercharged cobalt running through the gears)))
FTW!

Last edited by Admiral Jedi; May 22, 2007 at 01:57 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
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Old May 22, 2007 | 06:56 PM
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You guys, you guys just took it to a totaly different level... I can't hang.
Click out!!
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Old May 22, 2007 | 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by JERMzSS
At work last night I had nobody to work with so....I had alot of thinking time
Haha so heres my gay song
(Chorus)

Dont you know this Cobalt will own you
theres just not alot that you can do
It will make your moma disown you
((((insert supercharger whine here))))

Off to work in my supercharged chevy
my stomachs hurtin and rumblin kinda heavy
so I go drive through tryin to make it quck
pull up to pay and im confronted by a *****
he says " Oh look a wana be cavalier!!
dude ive always thought cobalts were queer"
I looked at him wanting to explode
but calmly just asked what HE drove
He said "oh you wana see a real car??
look over theres its that faded red TYPE R"
I laughed and said "Oh no not an autozone badge
I bet driving that you look like a huge vage"! <<-----as in vagina lol

(Chorus)

Dont you know this Cobalt will own you
theres just not alot that you can do
It will make your moma disown you
((((insert supercharger whine here))))

He said "dude this is something that you do get
Im the man and my cars the ****!!
Ive got intake, blue plug wires and lambo doors""
and not to brag but my wing is bigger than yours!!
Ive smoked Corvettes, Camaros and Mustangs too
ive upgraded my headlights and dem bitches is blue!!!
Dont make me even start on V-tec!!
I shook my head and said "do you have my change yet!!"

(Chorus)

Dont you know this Cobalt will own you
theres just not alot that you can do
It will make your moma disown you
((((insert supercharger whine here))))

Look I dont have to brag about what my car will do
I drive it easy and keep it clean through and through
It runs real nice and has looks to fit
and if your honda fell out of a dogs ass it still wouldnt be the ****!!
I guess its a honda hell i cant tell
no bumpers or hood but its got a whail tail
If I was a cop id put you in jail
and if i was a judge i would deny you bail!!

(Chorus)

Dont you know this Cobalt will own you
theres just not alot that you can do
It will make your moma disown you
((((insert supercharged cobalt running through the gears)))
HAHA this one FTW!!!!!!!
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Old May 22, 2007 | 07:10 PM
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WE HAVE A WINNER! That song was fantastic
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Old May 22, 2007 | 07:15 PM
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This thread is stupid. But f**kin awesome jermz!
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Old May 22, 2007 | 07:35 PM
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^agreed
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Old May 22, 2007 | 07:41 PM
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agree have a winner that one is great
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Old May 22, 2007 | 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by hatrickstu
no that would be gay
that's my point...it would be so very gay it would make people look stupid.


i'd laugh.
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Old May 22, 2007 | 07:55 PM
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Haha thanks guys, whats bad is the whole time I was writing it i kept wondering what famous person should sing it lol
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 09:42 AM
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OH SNAP!!!!!!!!!! I had to LOL
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by JERMzSS
OH SNAP!!!!!!!!!! I had to LOL
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by blown06
ok since we are doing balt songs I started one to the song of ice ice baby

Yo Balt lets kick it

Balt Balt Baby x2

Alright stop collaborate and listen
The balt is back with new intention
The boost grabs a hold of me tightly
Watch it down the track daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I dont know
Hit the gas and see if number 4 goes
To the extreme I drive this balt like a vandal
Light up the tires and smoke em like a candle
Dance go rush to the pioneers that boom
Im killing this motor with the heat sink vroom
Deadly when I hit 160 on the freeway
Anything les than the best is a give away
Love it or leave it better hit boost
Because those Srt's, there skiddles dont play
If there was a problem yo the balt will solve it
Check out the wing while the cops surround it

Chorous
Balt Balt Baby x4

thats all i got for now lol
Haha thas pretty funny
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 10:02 AM
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gah, doesnt anyone post where they are suppose to anymore?
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 10:15 AM
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DEAD THREAD FO SHIZZLE!!!
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 10:18 AM
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lmao... no more
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by powerz
no woonder you never hear of any rappers comming from kentucy
Well Except for the colonel and that tasty KFC Wrapper
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Evil C
Well Except for the colonel and that tasty KFC Wrapper
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 04:14 PM
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mmmm..... kfc wrap *Runs to car*
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Old Sep 27, 2007 | 05:09 PM
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Why are we fightin'? We whould be Unitin'!

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