ohhh man...... this is all i used to do before i got my new cobalt!

The last stupid thing i have done was crash my old 98 base cavi into someones fence post, one of those 6x6 wood poles anchored into concrete. i was exploring a new country road at 11 pm trying to find my friend's house and all of a sudden it dead ended with gravel at the end. i didnt have enough time to stop, so as i'm sliding on the gravel i cut the wheel as hard as i could to the right, right into some guys fence post. took it clean off about 1 foot off the ground. i got out examined the bumper...no damage, got back in and got the **** out of there.
i speed back up the road and park at the intersection to call for directions. while i'm on the phone the owner parks behind me and gets out. i'm like ohhhhhhh ****. he went around my car and looked at hte bumper.... no damage. he says 'did you hit my fence post?!' 'ahhh what?! i'm lost, i'm looking for gail street....' I totally played it off and got away with it.

so many stories...... of my "nights of dystruction" involving me plus at least one other friend, a bag full of fireworks and a tank full of gas.

the worst fireworks accident is when my friend failed to properly light and throw a huge rocket out the back window. it broke off the sticka and fell in his lap. my other friend picked it up and trashed it out the window right before it exploded. close call.

one time around holloween i filled up a bunch of cider water ballons and threw them at random cars, houses, mailboxes, etc... happy ******* holloween!

yeah when i was younger....2 years ago..... i used to just drive around and hit **** (trash bags recycling bags full of rubbish,etc..), give random lawn jobs, steal realitor signs and cones. create road blocks.... too much to remember. man i created some memories in that car.....

and i never got caught.

 

slammed the ebrake going like 40 , did pretty much a 270 , scary **** , and then one day i have this really wide turn going onto my street well it was raining and i was going like 50 and i tried to take it and my ass just spun around scary ****

 

man, my old cavalier was jacked up and would do that **** just driving normally in the rain. the rear brakes would lock up for some reason..... never crashed, but after the deathly feeling its quite exhillarating!

 

not me, but this is pretty stupid and makes me laugh every time:

http://videos.streetfire.net/search/...9e46084a0b.htm

 

the dumbest thing i have ever done in my car? her name was cindy and wow was she dumb... good mouth though......