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Old 07-31-2008, 05:19 PM
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GM's Lutz Announces Cobalt Wisconsin Edition

GM's Lutz Announces Cobalt Wisconsin Edition
July 16, 2008
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Yesterday Bob Lutz stated that the current Cobalt is "no where near the end of its life-cycle" and that it's "finally coming into its own" in the U.S. market, depsite the lack of an "MCE" or Mid Cycle Enhancement.

In an effort to emphasize the "better over time, like a fine wine, or a good aged cheese" GM will be producing an annual Chevrolet Cobalt Wisconsin Edition every year up until the 10th year of its life cycle.

"We thought that with the Silverado Texas Edition that emphasizes a love for trucks in that big state, a Wisconsin edition of the Cobalt would make sense as a way to reinforce how the Cobalt's life cycle has only just begun, and how it will age and ripen into an even more fantastic car over time, just like a wheel of cheddar. The best thing is, we won't have to do that much to keep it relevant. We'll just let nature take its course." GM's Lutz said in a statement to a handful of bloggers and cheese enthusiasts this morning.

Unlike the Texas Edition Silverado, the Wisconsin Edition Cobalt will be offered proudly nationwide.

Wisconsin Edition Cobalts will come in a choice of two paint colors, Vintage White or Annatto Yellow, with chrome "Wisconsin Edition" badging. The interior will feature labels from real cheese wheels stiched into the seat backs with a year on the label indicating just how long it has been since the Cobalt came onto the market. A year's supply of Cheddar scented car diffuser refills will come standard.

GM is looking in to cross marketing Chevrolet Cobalt branded cheese with Jim's Cheese Pantry Co. of Waterloo, Wisconsin.
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This is a joke right????
GM is saying our cars are cheesy????
This cheese thing has to be an American inside joke.
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lol thats kinda cheesy
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so i guess they're not canceling the cobalt in 2010
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Haha

Wow, this is on the front page of this site? Amazing.
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I kinda think this is a joke, but if not the only thing that i wouldn't like is the cheese wheels stiched into the seats
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Dear god I hope the cheese **** is a joke. But I hope even harder that the Cobalts will be around for atleast a decade..
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Originally Posted by Witt
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Haha

Wow, this is on the front page of this site? Amazing.
fromunda is a better source of rankness that this is.

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Originally Posted by JonyyB
GM's Lutz Announces Cobalt Wisconsin Edition
July 16, 2008
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www.sellmoresuvs.com

Yesterday Bob Lutz stated that the current Cobalt is "no where near the end of its life-cycle" and that it's "finally coming into its own" in the U.S. market, depsite the lack of an "MCE" or Mid Cycle Enhancement.

In an effort to emphasize the "better over time, like a fine wine, or a good aged cheese" GM will be producing an annual Chevrolet Cobalt Wisconsin Edition every year up until the 10th year of its life cycle.

"We thought that with the Silverado Texas Edition that emphasizes a love for trucks in that big state, a Wisconsin edition of the Cobalt would make sense as a way to reinforce how the Cobalt's life cycle has only just begun, and how it will age and ripen into an even more fantastic car over time, just like a wheel of cheddar. The best thing is, we won't have to do that much to keep it relevant. We'll just let nature take its course." GM's Lutz said in a statement to a handful of bloggers and cheese enthusiasts this morning.

Unlike the Texas Edition Silverado, the Wisconsin Edition Cobalt will be offered proudly nationwide.

Wisconsin Edition Cobalts will come in a choice of two paint colors, Vintage White or Annatto Yellow, with chrome "Wisconsin Edition" badging. The interior will feature labels from real cheese wheels stiched into the seat backs with a year on the label indicating just how long it has been since the Cobalt came onto the market. A year's supply of Cheddar scented car diffuser refills will come standard.

GM is looking in to cross marketing Chevrolet Cobalt branded cheese with Jim's Cheese Pantry Co. of Waterloo, Wisconsin.
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Huh?
link no work, fake?
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i do believe there will be an arkansas canoe edition soon to follow. then by a california hemp collage edition. then shortly after the hippie cali edition, the new york attitude edition will hit the streets. last but not least. the florida edition. comes equipped with a factory hoverround and a walker with tennis *****!
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That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard haha
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The name of the author... is cheese.... Gouda = cheese
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My only problem with this joke is the hope it gave that the Cobalts will be around longer.. So cruel..
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Originally Posted by Area47
i do believe there will be an arkansas canoe edition soon to follow. then by a california hemp collage edition. then shortly after the hippie cali edition, the new york attitude edition will hit the streets. last but not least. the florida edition. comes equipped with a factory hoverround and a walker with tennis *****!


...err not to be outdone by the Idaho potato edition with tater skin seat seat covers with bacon bit inserts .
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...err not to be outdone by the Idaho potato edition with tater skin seat seat covers with bacon bit inserts .
the georgia edition will come in a peach color. light suede interior, to resemble the fuzz. with a hint of red. the center console will be a rough and a dark brown color. also will come with an ice cream machine in the trunk.

the las vegas edition will come standard with excessive neon and led lights. dark tinted window's. also equipped with a disco ball for a rear view mirror. a trunk full of call girl, stripper cards and a cocaine dispenser. the option of a midget pimp will be added at a later date
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