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Old Jul 31, 2008 | 10:25 PM
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not funny man i just **** bricks. someone screenshot and motivational poster when you read this youll **** bricks.
Old Aug 1, 2008 | 08:35 PM
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this is only half BS, heres the real article

By Frank Williams
July 15, 2008 - 1 views



After Rick Wagoner's announcements this morning, GM Car Czar Bob Lutz was bubbling over with product news. Of course, Maximum Bob overlooked the fact that someone else's year-old warmed-over Pontiac leftovers may be nourishing, if they're seldom appetizing or appealing. Anyway, MB revealed that the Chevrolet Cobalt will be around for a lot longer than we'd been led to believe. It's "no where near the end of its life-cycle" and it's "finally coming into its own" (whatever that is). So what about the Cruze? It'll be sold eventually but not as the Cobalt's replacement. And then there's the news that's upsetting Autoblog's readers: the Beat won't go on, at least not in the U.S. Apparently, the small car that GM needs right now wasn't designed with federal crash and safety standards in mind (doh!). It would cost too much and take two years to fix that short-sighted screwup prepare the car for compact-loving 'Mericans. So when CEO Rick Wagoner said earlier today that GM has "a global operating framework that allows us to respond to changes in the U.S. market, a commitment to technology leadership, and an ever stronger and competitive product line-up," he wasn't talking about small cars. Except the Aveo and Cobalt. And the Pontiac-nourishing G3 and G5.

http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/bob...with-products/
Old Aug 1, 2008 | 11:18 PM
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I want one of each, where and when can we order :P
Old Aug 2, 2008 | 01:25 AM
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Originally Posted by TKolb325
My only problem with this joke is the hope it gave that the Cobalts will be around longer.. So cruel..
JohnnyB>you. Get the beer goggles off and see the Cobalt for what it is.


Johnny, you are a mad scientist.

I couldn't agree more with you.
Old Aug 2, 2008 | 05:09 AM
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Wut?
Old Aug 2, 2008 | 09:27 AM
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Will the cheese also feed the squirrels inside the engine?
Old Aug 3, 2008 | 04:05 PM
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this is just more proof that wisconsin rules!!!!!

GO BREWERS
Old Aug 3, 2008 | 04:13 PM
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Hahaha

Will it have a big number 4 on the hood?
Old Aug 4, 2008 | 03:05 AM
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Originally Posted by JonyyB
A year's supply of Cheddar scented car diffuser refills will come standard.
Seriously
Old Aug 4, 2008 | 03:30 AM
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Cheddar scented...

haha!
Old Aug 4, 2008 | 06:30 PM
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Will the cheese also feed the squirrels inside the engine?
Thats just nuts .
Old Aug 4, 2008 | 06:34 PM
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its not april 1st wtf givs?
Old Aug 4, 2008 | 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by TheDaves413
In the eternal words of Weezer: SAY IT AINT SOOOoooOOOO
in the eternal words of the Beastie boys in Sabotage... WWWWWWWHHHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! (throws the cobalt off the bridge)
Old Aug 5, 2008 | 09:17 PM
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wtf

my next post will be a "FS: '07 Cobalt SS/SC"

This is not going anywhere good...

lol, j/k, but srsly cheese? wtf were they thinking? Why not a Z25 or RS Edition?
Old Aug 5, 2008 | 10:40 PM
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lol im gonna close this
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