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Old Jan 14, 2008 | 01:06 PM
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Talking A good laugh

Thought this would serve to pass some time.
Check out this auction and see how many things you can find wrong or are complete BS about this car.
Cobalt for sale on Ebay

Enjoy
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Old Jan 14, 2008 | 01:11 PM
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post a screen shot please ebay is blocked at work
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Old Jan 14, 2008 | 01:12 PM
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wow... okay heres what i got:
2006 Chevrolet Cobalt SS 2.2L 4 Cylinder 5spd Manual Transmission. Power Windows, Locks, Seats, and Roof. A/C, ABS, Cruise Control, CD Player, Alloy Wheels, Rear Window Defroster, Tinted Windows, Leather Seats, Sunroof, Keyless Entry, Alarm System, 5yr/70k Mile Warranty, Garaged, Non-Smoker, Original Owner, Service Records Available. I will add the GPS system and DVD system for it and Ill have it installed for FREE. It has a Pioneer stereo system as it came in factory. Ive had a stage three computer chip put in it. I also have had the supercharger honed out and had a bigger fan put in it. The car its self is pushing around 305hp for a four cylinder. I have yellow lights that go under it. Ive had the car on the drag strip 1 time and it will run 145mph in 4th gear and its a 5 speed. The windows are all tinted and it has 6in down on the windshield.
2006 Chevrolet Cobalt SS 2.2L
on the windshield thing... there is NO sunstrip ROFL and the yellow lights are just wrong...
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Old Jan 14, 2008 | 01:13 PM
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First off its 20,000
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Old Jan 14, 2008 | 01:14 PM
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its got power seats !!! lol a stage 3 chip. hmm but no pics of the engine bay i wonder why
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Old Jan 14, 2008 | 01:14 PM
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^and that
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Old Jan 14, 2008 | 01:15 PM
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Thumbs up Pretty good so far

The guy not only doesn't know what he owns, but is trying to sell it with a load of BS

Anybody want to have some fun with him?
Called the number on the auction and they gave me the sellers name and number:
Ronald 309-303-9534
If that's wrong, don't blame me.
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Old Jan 14, 2008 | 01:17 PM
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I asked him where he got 305 for the hp, Waiting for a respond
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Old Jan 14, 2008 | 01:20 PM
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I asked him where he got 305 for the hp, Waiting for a respond
He guesstimated
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Old Jan 14, 2008 | 01:22 PM
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He guesstimated
You mean pulled it out of his a$$
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Old Jan 14, 2008 | 01:23 PM
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it has an indash gps/dvd but it shows the stock deck on the pictures
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Old Jan 14, 2008 | 01:26 PM
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he said he'd install it for free
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Old Jan 14, 2008 | 02:13 PM
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you'd think that someone trying to make some money wouldn't mess up in so many ways. I know that you will make him regret making that post....Ernie.
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Old Jan 14, 2008 | 02:17 PM
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lol dumb modafucka
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Old Jan 14, 2008 | 02:23 PM
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...u guys never heard of the stage 3 chip? its great...enables hover-mode
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Old Jan 14, 2008 | 02:23 PM
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Havent you heard?? That STAGE 3 Cumputer Chip gives you 100HP!!!!! :laugh:
what a joke...
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Old Jan 14, 2008 | 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by sick06cobalt
2006 Chevrolet Cobalt SS 2.2L
.......................................I also have had the supercharger honed out and had a bigger fan put in it. ..
Somebody needs to ask what a 2.2L is doing in an ss plus what kind of fan was put in the supercharger...
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Old Jan 14, 2008 | 02:47 PM
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i thot the supercharger was nuclear powered? wats this fan-business?
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Old Jan 14, 2008 | 02:47 PM
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turbonator!!!!!
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Old Jan 14, 2008 | 02:49 PM
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Old Jan 14, 2008 | 02:49 PM
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yeah, maybe he means GM stage 3 computer? and why does it say 2.2L in his add, hes got a couple inconsistencies in what hes saying. 20000 is a lot for a used 2006 cobalt SS/SC anyways, and with performance mods, it usually hurts more than helps the price, he needs to know this.

I can't believe he said he took it to the track, cracked transmission maybe? I guess for the average person that buys an ss/sc they are more concerned about power enhancements, but still, you don't advertise what high speeds you get up to in 4th
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Old Jan 14, 2008 | 02:50 PM
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i feel sorry for the person that does buy it
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Old Jan 14, 2008 | 02:52 PM
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he hit 145 in the 1/4 thats bad ass thats like high 9 low 10sec cars sweet
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Old Jan 14, 2008 | 02:53 PM
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hes also selling vettes lol gotta read those.
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Old Jan 14, 2008 | 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by poppagun
he hit 145 in the 1/4 thats bad ass thats like high 9 low 10sec cars sweet
well, i think he wasn't doing a 1/4mile, i believe he was just talking about his max speed in 4th, which is not smart anyways. But if he did mean 1/4, LOL, i would have to steal his car for his sake.
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