I think it would be funny to buy a hatchback civic thats old as **** and put all the most gimmicky parts and loudest exaust ever..and definatly a GIGANTIC wing on it and go drive around and rev at people all day...

things like:

Making and entire intake out of a huge stack of those electric "superchargers"

I can't think of anything else right now..but post your ideas..maybe someday ill do it rofl..

my buddy did buy an escort for 20$'s once, it ran good and everything...and he found a birthday card which had 20$ in it in the glove box..not to mention a ton of quarters.. lol

 

pink/purple/white spraypaint camo with a "custom ram air hood"(cut a hole in it & rig dryer hose to it

 

My buddys put a "long throw shifter" in a 5 speed full size van before. only one of the wheels had a decent pair of brake pads (front driver side) and you had to reach up to about rear view mirror height to shift. he kept slamming on the brakes and the car would slide sideways becuase of the brakes and the passenger kept eating dashboard rofl

 

The reason everyone hates Hondas is because a lot of them are already how you described. IE: my fiancees brother, terrible little 89' Civic hatchback, flat black and green paint, headlights don't work, no exhaust after the cat, no seatbelts, no power steering or AC, crappy strut bar and wing, broken motor mounts...he races it around and claims to be able to beat faster cars. It's is a slow little shitbox but he thinks it's cool for some reason.

 

yeah I just saw your exact build do a ricer fly by outside my window

 

i have a honda crx perfect for that build, anyone want to buy cheap

 

That's way too original... You have to think outside the box. Like

Hand tinting windows. A diffrent shade of tint every window.

Color the seats race red.

A few clamps, a peice of 3 inch piping.

Put carbon fiber sticker all over your hood and wing.

 

Also you can put a body kit on it that doesnt even fit the car and keep it primed

 

Don't forget giant pink wiper blades.

 

This would be funny, but the sad truth is, I have seens cars like the ones you have described.

 

cut the exhaust pipe off and just put a coffe can on it
gotta throm on some windshield washer Leds
gotta have a DRAGON somewhere on the car
NOS seat covers and a fire extighisher(spl)
rain gutter gaurd as a mesh grill
Tints that have more air bubbles than a can of coke
Huge ass spoiler
Roll call stickers of things you dont even have
under glow Neons.. 3 of 4 actually work
make sure you put a huge banner that says HONDA across the front
paint job will be primer and brown rust
3 steeles , and the 4th would be one size to big... that would be the powe wheel


oh and would be sponsored by PEP BOYS

 

oh dont forget to put chrom molding around the door and the wheel wells

 

don't forget those stick on rain guards around all of the windows and sunroof (if it has one)

 

LOL! That is so true.

 

I got a joke build for you...


That was January 1st 2007 at Cordova Dragway for Hangoverfest. They ran a 20 sec 1/4 mile with it. They had a contest for "ugliest car" or something like that. Hangoverfest was fun, I'm going again next year.

On a side note I found 3 pictures of my car staged at the tree, 1 from Hangoverfest and the other 2 from Midnight Mayhem(Racing from 5:30PM til 4:00AM, it's ******* great)

edit: My friends and I said they should put "ricer power" on it and they did...lol, The funny part is, at the time my friend owned a Beretta.

 

The build is only half the battle... you need the mentality of a ricer...

- always to a fly by
- fat arm out the window
- rev at every stop light
- try to race everything
- weave in and out of traffic
- claim to have 1000hp
- generally be an idiot




Oh... make sure to write a bracket time of 10.8 in the back window.... then people know it's a rice-car...

 

You forget the different colored & Style hupcabs. Or painted steelies, different colors again.

I dont' think it's worth it. What are you proving? They do a wonderful job themselves of disgracing their own cars.

 

http://www.ricecar.com/

Its been done before....they actually had this car on Ebay

 

red or blue lug nuts and light up valve stem caps