So my wife is hogging the tv watching abunch of boring election crap. Rather then sit around through that i just sat and sat and sat then i became bored and wrote this. I advise listening to the song like a boss if your not familiar with it. P.S you have no idea how sorry I am.






front wheel drive (like a balt)
turbo charged (like a balt)
install the K&N (like a balt)
remove the cats (like a balt)
install a fart can (like a balt)
still running 260 (what the ****)
whats a learn down? (like a balt)
Promote safe driving (like a balt)
Hit BOOST (like a balt)
Nos injected (like a balt)
Had vince tune my **** (like a balt)
made of plastic (like a balt)
this **** vibrates (like a balt)
blow my engine (like a balt)
Demand warrenty repair (like a balt)
burn some rubber (like a balt)
killed my clutch (like a balt)
funds are running low (like a balt)
racing stripes (like a balt)
COLORED SEATS! (like a balt)
Race a viper (like a balt)
quarter mile (like a balt)
Oh **** man I can't ******* do it... ****!
***** out (like a balt)
spit fire (like a balt)
whats a catch can? (like a balt

listen to it tick (like a balt)
Score some tail (like a balt)
she likes my car (like a balt)
but shes a bitch (like a balt)
wheres some race fuel? (like a balt)
Chop my antenna off (like a balt)
Black out my tail lights (like a balt)
install a giant wing (like a balt)
cant see **** (like a balt)
Hit the no lift shift (like a balt)
drop my transmish (like a balt)
Crash into a curb (like a balt)
now shes totaled (Sorry tj)

 

damn bro you must have been real bored

 

it was between this, watch paint dry, watch my grass grow, and watching election crap. Given the options. which would you choose

 

watch the grass grow..........lol

 

to dark outside.

 

Well, I found it mildly entertaining. I also have watched several parody vids of "Like a Boss"...

 

I would have masterbated

 

like a balt?

 

thats wifes job not mine

 

 

LMAO at your boredom

Good song though!

 

damn bro. u need some sex pull the cable connection at demarc and bitch about comcast then bang or something....

 

wahahhahahhaha

 

I would have drove off LIKE A BALT.

 

**** on deborah's desk (like a boss)

song is ****** hilarious, clever balt lyrics

 

score one for this guy.

 

depends what kind of paint

 

I wonder what Slim Thug would say if he read this.

 

i smell i tunes single... someone needs to perform this.

 

pretty funny

thats a summary of a cobalt if someone asks what u got

printing out list now

 

Should of went to the bar or something

Funny though

 

you suggested it so do it

 

Another Cobalt song lol

I thought it was funny good job.

 

Hahaha