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May 15, 2007 | 03:11 PM

07cobaltowner

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Saturn and Focus win biggest joke contest, details inside!

check these cars out i saw the Saturn when i was at the grocery store.
Big wing two rims on the front, he had some crazy looking stickers on the back HUGE couldn't tell what they said same on the front windsheild, then some half ass stereo, no interior, thats right he had everything except the front seats ripped out, must be donig some SERIOUS RACING

now here is this Focus this thing was in the mall parking lot, can yo say RICE, no this is not photshopped, too bad i couldn't get a good pic of the DUAL FART CANS!

biggest joke FTW!!

May 15, 2007 | 03:24 PM

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aaaggggghhhh My EYES!!!!

May 15, 2007 | 03:26 PM

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omg lol

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May 15, 2007 | 03:27 PM

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I think the hood scoop on the focus needs to be bigger. Its way too small...

May 15, 2007 | 04:23 PM

07cobaltowner

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yeah, bigger hood scoop FTMFL

May 15, 2007 | 04:26 PM

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These cars have the amazing color changing paint. The Saturn looks green/blue, and the Focus looks Red/black/white. I wonder how they do that!

May 15, 2007 | 05:06 PM

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Those cars are mad wicked tight yo! Im jealous...........

Dont you just love laughing at stupid people?

Mike

May 15, 2007 | 05:13 PM

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fyi there are alot fo saturn that will smoke most coby's.... ahhaa

May 15, 2007 | 05:15 PM

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fyi there are alot fo saturn that will smoke most coby's.... ahhaa

stock? no way, i've never seen one

May 15, 2007 | 05:28 PM

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i think that focus needs some blue

May 15, 2007 | 05:33 PM

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stock? no way, i've never seen one

lol... slow ion would beat most of you;s

May 15, 2007 | 05:34 PM

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Oh wow!

May 15, 2007 | 05:38 PM

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What does slow ion run? Is his car in the 12s now? Grats if so...

May 15, 2007 | 05:39 PM

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fyi there are alot fo saturn that will smoke most coby's.... ahhaa

Yeah, NASA makes them. They are called saturn rockets, and I think they travel upwards of 10,000mph.

May 15, 2007 | 06:09 PM

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The focus wouldnt look bad if:

a.) it was the 2 dr hatchback
b.) had its body panels painted

May 16, 2007 | 07:19 AM

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The focus wouldnt look bad if:

a.) it was the 2 dr hatchback
b.) had its body panels painted

no, once a FORD always a FORD
don't even get me started!
and i am talking abot a specific saturn not all saturns. that one happens to be a 1.9 slow ass POS

May 16, 2007 | 07:25 AM

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Those have to be the most hideous cars I've ever seen. I have to get a pic for you guys of this black caviler in newton falls with a stupid roof scoop and ss/sc wing on it.

May 16, 2007 | 07:26 AM

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^^^ ahahha

May 16, 2007 | 07:27 AM

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WAIT! is that Saturn parked in a handicapped spot???

May 16, 2007 | 07:27 AM

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dammit i just got a headache from looking at that

lol

May 16, 2007 | 07:47 AM

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WAIT! is that Saturn parked in a handicapped spot???

wow, your right. and the worst part is that i watched that guy WALK out with i'm guessing his g/f and she WALKED out and both got in the car. no way either were handicapped.
BITCHES!