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Old 05-15-2007, 03:11 PM
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Saturn and Focus win biggest joke contest, details inside!
check these cars out i saw the Saturn when i was at the grocery store.
Big wing two rims on the front, he had some crazy looking stickers on the back HUGE couldn't tell what they said same on the front windsheild, then some half ass stereo, no interior, thats right he had everything except the front seats ripped out, must be donig some SERIOUS RACING



now here is this Focus this thing was in the mall parking lot, can yo say RICE, no this is not photshopped, too bad i couldn't get a good pic of the DUAL FART CANS!


biggest joke FTW!!
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Old 05-15-2007, 03:24 PM
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aaaggggghhhh My EYES!!!!
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Old 05-15-2007, 03:27 PM
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I think the hood scoop on the focus needs to be bigger. Its way too small...
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Old 05-15-2007, 04:23 PM
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yeah, bigger hood scoop FTMFL
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These cars have the amazing color changing paint. The Saturn looks green/blue, and the Focus looks Red/black/white. I wonder how they do that!
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Old 05-15-2007, 05:06 PM
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Those cars are mad wicked tight yo! Im jealous...........





Dont you just love laughing at stupid people?

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Old 05-15-2007, 05:13 PM
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fyi there are alot fo saturn that will smoke most coby's.... ahhaa
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Originally Posted by Cobalt_SDN
fyi there are alot fo saturn that will smoke most coby's.... ahhaa
stock? no way, i've never seen one
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i think that focus needs some blue
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Old 05-15-2007, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by LandonElf
stock? no way, i've never seen one
lol... slow ion would beat most of you;s
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Oh wow!
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What does slow ion run? Is his car in the 12s now? Grats if so...
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fyi there are alot fo saturn that will smoke most coby's.... ahhaa
Yeah, NASA makes them. They are called saturn rockets, and I think they travel upwards of 10,000mph.
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The focus wouldnt look bad if:

a.) it was the 2 dr hatchback
b.) had its body panels painted
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Originally Posted by Apex
The focus wouldnt look bad if:

a.) it was the 2 dr hatchback
b.) had its body panels painted
no, once a FORD always a FORD
don't even get me started!
and i am talking abot a specific saturn not all saturns. that one happens to be a 1.9 slow ass POS
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Those have to be the most hideous cars I've ever seen. I have to get a pic for you guys of this black caviler in newton falls with a stupid roof scoop and ss/sc wing on it.
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^^^ ahahha
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WAIT! is that Saturn parked in a handicapped spot???
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dammit i just got a headache from looking at that lol
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Originally Posted by Saintcyanide
WAIT! is that Saturn parked in a handicapped spot???
wow, your right. and the worst part is that i watched that guy WALK out with i'm guessing his g/f and she WALKED out and both got in the car. no way either were handicapped.
BITCHES!
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