Well we went out to bithlo orlando track and boy was it packed!
Let me tell you how my cousin talked **** the WHOLE way there, im talking about at EVERY stop light, every traffic jam, EVERYWHERE!

Im not going to lie though, i was very worried, so on the way there we hit an open stretch and before i could even signal him he was already hitting it, well i also hit it and from that little demonstration i began to feel calmer again. The SS was neck and neck with the SRT 4 ( we are both completely stock, but he has a kn air filter )

Long story short he got a 15.7 @ 89 mph!!! Yup in all fairness though that was his first time EVER at the track with the srt 4 and he has only had it for 3 days. He was so discouraged he didnt run again.

Well heres the kicker!
I GOT A 14.9!!! @95.20 mph!!!!!

Im Officially in the 14 Seconds club!!! YAY
Took me roughly 13 passes to achieve this time.

I thought it was f*cking impossible to do!! but i did it and im so happy! My 60 ft was FINALLY under a 2.4, 2.3 was what i got.

Any ways it might not sound like much but as for COMPLETELY stock no other SS has run 14's stock at that track to my knowledge. Best ive seen is 15 flat. (cobaltburst did manage a 14.6 with intake and torque bracers)

The great thing is i see 14.8 as a feasable time if i can manage to get my 60 ft a little bit lower!

here is what my slip reads!
R/T .513
60 2.365
330 6.447
1/8 9.745
MPH 74.19
1000 12.601
1/4 14.984
MPH 95.20

As for my cousin well lets just say thats one Srt4 owner that wont underestimate and SS again!

P.s. I asked him if he regretted trading in his ss/sc and he said no, he loves his srt4 and it have to admit it is a sexy car.

 

i dunno about sexy but i'd take the turbo

 

Ya it is a fast car and has more potential right now then ours. He must suck at driving. Good win though.

 

ok so quick question...howd you manange to kill two..not one BUT TWO (2) COBALTS!?!?!?!

oh yeah...good job on nailing 14s

 

Did you guys go to the dentist afterwards? To extract the foot out of his mouth?

 

15.7 is the slowest time i have ever seen for an SRT4, but good job on shutting him up.

 

the dentist said the foot was permanately stuck!

he got nervous and messed up on shifting, bogged in first, i mean he basically did everything wrong, but it was his first time.

My first time in the SS i got a 16.1 so i cant realy talk !

its all in good fun though!