Some ******* old fart just backed into my cobalt..... so now i got no lower grill and a ******* hole in the front bumper from a tailor hitch... will post updats later

Edit: K so here's the story.... Its 4pm... im ******* starving.. hadn't eaten all day... im at work its going slow, so i decide to take a quick drive a mile down the road to get a massive chipotle burrito to endulge. Lookin clean with my freshly washed car and newly applied tint, i creep up behind a ford F-150.

The ford pulls out half way into the street then decides that cars are coming so he doesnt want to chance it. I saw it coming before it happened.... I start slamming my horn. Then comes the cracking noise we all dread as my car rolls about 2 feet backwards. 'God Damnit!' i scream.

Iroicly the man surfaces from his ginormous truck and happens to be none other than a ******* PREIST. Oh folks, it gets better... the ****** is wearing hearing aids.. TURN THEM UP *******. He comes and looks at his trailor hitch burried into the front bumper of my car. all i can see is the lower grill still in 1 piece hanging out of my bumper. He tries to reassure me that it will just snap back in, totally ignoring the fact that there is a hole the size of my fish indented into my new baby (1700 miles on it). Then i remembered why all people over 70 should be put to sleep. After i stomped his head into the curb he finally confessed and gave me his insurance info and name/phone/address.

Feeling like i needed to go slap some bitches, i assured myself that the plump chipotle burrito i promised myself would be enough to subside the wave of asswhooping i was about to unleash. So i pulled up to chipotle in my scarred, but still beautiful black 06 cobalt ss and got a front row spot (score). i flip open my handy 'secret compartment' to the left of the steering wheel to grab my wallet... well... turns out i ******* left it at home...

so i decided to go back to work and write this story to express myself,like a ***** instead of unleashing a wave of terror... oh well, guess im gonna have to get it out on my girlfriend tonight. (in the bed *******, i dont hit women)

 

An old lady backed into my old SVT Focus. I was pissed. I feel your pain.

 

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one of the kids i was coaching backed into my 350Z while i was in it. i watched and couldn't do a thing about it but honk and yell and that didn't help. i feel your pain man, sorry to hear it.

 

God hates the cobalt.

That sucks, but that's what insurance is for.

My mom just bought a brand new car and someone hit her the day she bought it.

 

he must, being that it was a priest that backed into me

 

Wow that sucks man. at 1806 miles so Azzhat smaked his door in to mine. My passengers door will need over 600 in repairs to look right agen.

Later

 

That sucks man. I got rear ended by a truck with a ranch hand on it in my mach 1. Then I got clipped by an ambulance.

 

thats shitty man, two weeks after I got my Cavi ( may she rest in peace) some old lady getting out of a cab, swung it open in traffic and scratched me door.

people just don't pay attention anymore

 

I don't know what is worse...getting your car damaged or not being able to get the chipotle burrito. They are amazing.

 

lol yea... i got revenge... i had chipotle for dinner