Figured I'd start one up, and if there is already one, sorry.

1. Your doors are a drunk's worst nightmare.
2. You have to do more points than a semi in a u turn.
3. You laugh at ricers. (goes for everyone)
4. You eat ricers. (Goes for everyone)
5. You have to lean out of your window when backing up.
6. You love your car!
7. Everyone asks you what the hell it is.
8. People underestimate you.
9. You have mastered the "drinking with one hand and shifting with the other... who the hell is driving?!?" technique. (stolen from an S13 forum )
10. Your best friends each have one and together you make the rainbow. (refer to the dealer booklet with the rainbow cobalt picture)
11. You laugh when someone speaks of a turning radius.

 

lol do this cars have that bad of a turning radius. i have never tryed to turn it in a tight spot but im going to try now because off all the talk about it.

 

theres alreday a thread about this. CLose it please.

 

They have a great turning radius, better than the WRX and most other cars.

 

YOu know you own a cobalt when: you refuse to search the forums and make re-posts on .net

 

lol good one ^^

 

you know you have a cobalt when,everyone says"it looks as good as the G5" lol

 

lol lol lol g5 mike is fun fun funny

 

you know you own a cobalt when you like the sound of ur sc then the sound of ur exhaust

 

you know you own a cobalt when you have to sacrifice use of your rearview mirror for a little performance..

 

u know u own a cobalt when people ask if its turbo!!!!

 

Your gunmetal 18's paint keep chipping!

 

You sneeze too hard and throw a CEL.

 

when you can do 135 in 4th gear!!!

 

or when u know u can get boost right off the start without waiting for the dam turbo to spool. superchargers FTW!

 

When any time a guy is at the drivethrough window you pull up to he leans out to check out your car. Even if you go back to the same place over and over.

Lol.

 

I love this...even if it has been posted in another thread. I love it!

 

when the whine of the supercharger just get a speechles response

 

when u dont use the search button an see this has already been done


https://www.cobaltss.net/forums/lounge-42/you-know-you-drive-cobalt-ss-sc-when-3540/

 

when you dont read all the posts in the thread to see someone already said dat

 

I believe thats called "Paint Flaking Technology"

many hours of R&D were put into that custom feature.

 

deff!!!!!

 

when you bump a thread like 2 minutes later.

 

you know you have a cobalt when:

you drive with the windows open in winter to listen to the engine better

99% of your forum consists of basically 3 different posts:

1) Will this void my warrenty?
2) 2008 turbo
3) Which CAI is the best?

 

lmao ^^^^^

When you get the bov salute from every ****** turbo car there is no matter what you are doing aaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!