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Old Mar 29, 2007 | 11:09 AM
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You know you drive a SS/SC when you go thro town in 2nd gear at 3500rpm to punch it and whind up the SC and see everybody look at wtf that sound is.

You know you drive a SS/SC when you "race" a civic on the highway and pull on him in 5th, then DS to 3nd and just blow his doors off.

You know you drive a SS/SC when everybody calls you up to go to the store in your car, and you always say SURE!

You know you drive a SS/SC when you know you can pass 3 cars on a 2 lane road, but in your last car, you'd be luck if you passed one car.

You know you drive a SS/SC when you pass those 3 cars and you're doing 120+ in a 50.
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Old Apr 7, 2007 | 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by aeballa6
You kno u own a cobalt wen all ur friends have cars but ask u to drive wen yall go out at night

You kno u own a cobalt wen all ur friends brag about ur car and not theirs to their other friends
you know you own a balt when you read every damn one of these and know exaclty what was being said
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Old Apr 8, 2007 | 08:11 PM
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You kno you own a cobalt when you floor your car and girl friend asks wtf is that noise.

When you get called too the office by the school cop because you were doing burnouts in the parking lot and you try and tell him that it was the other red cobalt (ls 4 door some sophmore drives) lol

When your second excuse because the first one failed is that the ss has weak axels and wheel hops and i would break the car if i did a burn out
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Old Apr 8, 2007 | 09:46 PM
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...when you wash and wax your car then drive it around for a week untill you see one speck of dirt then decide its time to do it again
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Old Apr 8, 2007 | 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Schultzay
...when you wash and wax your car then drive it around for a week untill you see one speck of dirt then decide its time to do it again
I thought it was normal to wash it weekly whether it needed it or not?
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Old Apr 8, 2007 | 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by sushidog
You sneeze too hard and throw a CEL.
ROFLMAO

Originally Posted by Schultzay
...when you wash and wax your car then drive it around for a week untill you see one speck of dirt then decide its time to do it again
Especially when it's black...

Last edited by NightmareSS; Apr 8, 2007 at 10:26 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
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Old Apr 8, 2007 | 10:28 PM
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You know you own a Cobalt when, you go to trade it in and its worth 7000.00 less than what you bought it for! LOL J/K sorry base guys i had to do it.
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Old Apr 8, 2007 | 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by red_wing_2121
You have problems that nobody knows how to fix!


(i.e. right front clunk noise)
Whoa...Please PM me about this...I'm getting a noise much like this !
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Old Apr 8, 2007 | 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by jeweler54
You know you own a Cobalt when, you go to trade it in and its worth 7000.00 less than what you bought it for! LOL J/K sorry base guys i had to do it.
Is that 1 minute after driving off the lot or a year or 2 later
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Old Apr 8, 2007 | 10:32 PM
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2 weeks later, the wife wants a SS/SC
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Old Apr 8, 2007 | 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Schultzay
...when you wash and wax your car then drive it around for a week untill you see one speck of dirt then decide its time to do it again
That is sooo me! I will usually try to push about 4 or 5 days when I decide its time to rewash and rewax.
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Old Apr 8, 2007 | 11:02 PM
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When you see another cobalt on the street and wonder if they're a member on this site!
When you get home you imediately post in the "sightings thread" of what you saw ^above^!
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Old Apr 8, 2007 | 11:28 PM
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You know you own a SS/SC when your passenger gets pale and sweaty on the 1st to 2nd powershift,and wants out at the next light
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Old Apr 9, 2007 | 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted by jeweler54
2 weeks later, the wife wants a SS/SC
Bingo!
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Old Apr 9, 2007 | 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Archie
That is sooo me! I will usually try to push about 4 or 5 days when I decide its time to rewash and rewax.
im misinformed i thought it was every other day it ges wahed, and waxed every week and clay bared every 2 weeks....
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Old Apr 9, 2007 | 05:22 PM
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You know you own a SS/SC when you look in the rear view mirror and all you see is your big ass wing with police lights on top.
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Old Apr 9, 2007 | 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Cobalter LS
I thought it was normal to wash it weekly whether it needed it or not?
Originally Posted by Archie
That is sooo me! I will usually try to push about 4 or 5 days when I decide its time to rewash and rewax.
Originally Posted by DaREDss
im misinformed i thought it was every other day it ges wahed, and waxed every week and clay bared every 2 weeks....
Man i thought it was just me lol glad to see i'm not a crazy person haha
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Old Apr 23, 2007 | 11:01 PM
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you know you own a cobalt when you have to check this thread everyday but it never changes...
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Old Apr 24, 2007 | 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by sushidog
You sneeze too hard and throw a CEL.
hmm, sounds like us saturn tuners although its usually always on (and like guys like to say) very bad when off


Originally Posted by Schultzay
...when you wash and wax your car then drive it around for a week untill you see one speck of dirt then decide its time to do it again

been doing that for years. i use to wash 2 times a week, hard wax once a week, spray wax once a week (alternate between those waxes), and clay bar/3 stage wax once a month<<<<that can take me upwards of 3 days to finish to be perfect and looks amasing on dark colored cars.
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