My roomate and I went and saw Tokyo Drift tonight. We both thought it was pretty good. I knew there was going to be some people who were still idiots so after the movie we wanted to see who would be the first *******.

It turned out to be a SOM Cobalt LS with a SWEET chrome exhaust tip. He tore out of his parking spot and flew towards the driveway but like a moron he missed the driveway and kept going only to come to the end of the parking lot with no where to go After turning around and making it out he flew down the access road only to sit at the stoplight waiting to turn left. We pulled up behind him, knowing more idiocy would ensue. When the light turned green he took off, squealing his tires around the corner only to have to stop at another light 100 yards away from the first!!!!! hahaah We laughed so long at him.

So if you happen to be this giant turd sandwich, thanks for giving the Cobalt community such a wonderful name!!!

Edit: I thought I should include the other idiot who happened to be in a Scion. He waited until he was turning left and we were going straight before he would rev at us. hahaha God I love morons.

 

HA HA HA. Giant turd sandwich. HA HA HA

 

Hey that was me, i looked badass just like the cars in the movie. Your just mad b/c you dont have the mad mack daddy driving skills that i got! ... lol that guy sounds like a f*** tard

 

Thats a classic

 

Oh yeah i should clarify that I went to see this in Lansing at the NCG Cinema. I tried screaming badass at him but i don't think he heard me.

 

I thgought it was a giant dousche or a turd sandwich. But i guess you cominded them, a giant turb sandwhich. Sorry bout hte spelling i've had a few vacation.

 

you shouldve seen all the rice @ the sat night show here...it was hysterical! i think one of the guys copied his wing off the greenrice from "cars"
someone needs to tell these guys that civics cant drift

 

No but an F150 can if your part of team Bubba Drift.

 

Hey, stfu. That was me! I traded my SS in for an LS because the mileage I was getting was so awesome. Sincerly,

Mike


P.S BTW, my exhaust tip is teh sex0r and your just jealous that you can't drift and squeel rubber like me. Eat my ass because once I'm done beating you in drifiting you will be sucking turds thru my exhaust tip.

Drifting for teh win!

 

Yeah I tried drifting in the local parking garage afterwards, but the only people there to watch me were a bum and a scared squirrel. Not quite the hot asian girls i expected

 

ROFL scared squirrel FTW !!!!!

 

prob thought you were gonna scoop hime up and repla the hamsters you have in there now

 

haha, yeah you should hear how loud that little hamster's wheel is!!! All it does is whine haha

 

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!