Count that as one new co-worker not impressed.

Although, given that Del Monte specializes in fruit, wouldn't a banana hammock be appropriate?

 

Awwww I didn't mean YOU Denny.... I meant that ladies....

But, since we're keeping score...

Impressed = 0

Not = 1

 

Hey now... I would never wear a thong.




















Boy shorts ftw.

 

LOL!!!

Those are company-issue, so no need to pick one up ahead of time

 

ill come by and check your car out!!! haha :-)


SWEEEEET, all the wedding stuff is finished! i have a life! 12 more days of single life though! im gonna make the most of it



what color?! pink? purple? zebra print?

that would be an awesome job and if i was single id be up for it! i went to vikkis secret yesterday and WOW is all i gotta say!

 

HR person: Hi Dan, Here's your "new employee packet"... this contains all your benefit info, and basic stuff for you to look over for the office...

OH, and here's your company issued Banana Hammock... be sure to have that on every other Firday.... and you never know when we have our random hammock inspections...

 

Fixed

 

damn you people with cars!, talking about driving places.. and going to tracks and stuff

mine is in the loving (haha well see) hands of bowser pontiac for today... and who knows how much longer past that

 

And only what, 6 more months until a meatloaf weighing less than 10lbs makes sure that neither you nor your wifey gets a good night's sleep for, oh, say 18 years or so.

Hahahahahahahahaha, why don't you talk to Mr. Frazier about the joys of not having a car. I think he holds the record at, what, total for everything, the better part of 7 or 8 months without a car?????

 

yeah dont remind me! ha, i gotta go party and make out with random girls!!!










well, no not really, i love my sara

 

*insert whip sound here*

Just messin' with ya man. We'll all have to do b-dubs again soon.

 

the only MAJOR thing they have to crack away at is my suspension issues... where i feel like im driving a box truck in a 70mph wind storm as im cruising at 60+... i have a feeling they are going to tell me they could not find anything... when its clear as day if you drive the car.. you can see it from behind, even my passengers notice it...

the rest are thing that might need to be ordered (peeling paint on both door handles, bubbled spoke on steering wheel, blown rear deck speaker) and if i dont know if they have the means to fix my passenger side exhaust leak on location...

hopefully i get a call today... driving a 99 stratus..... sucks!... i cant even keep up with cobalt LS's now

 

LOL, where's Mike on this one???? YO - Mike - there's someone you can beat. Technically you can say you beat a GTO guy with your LT....just leave off the part about him not driving his GTO.........

I do feel your pain though, I was without the SS/SC for a week driving around an 06 Malibu. Or the week Wes had a 2.2 Cobalt as a rental. Both sucked ass, I really don't like being slow. Got my car back after the Malibu and did nothing but spin the tires, I was so used to going absolutely nowhere in a hurry.

 

ha i wish i got a rental (well see if its going to be longer then today)... borrowing this off of my mom :P

im more excited to go back and see what my dashhawk tells me about how they treated her...

 

And just where do you think Wesley was last night???







Just messin' with you too. It's payback for all the Grimace jokes.

 

hey even brian might outrun me now

 

LOL, I guess I deserved that. But Wesley was at home by his own will, according to him, so you can't blame me for that one. I told him go to Monroeville, but he was passed out within 5 minutes of walking through the door.

Ooooooo burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn

 

Hey Dan, for 6 months now, your thread has been un-contested. There is a new Pittsburgh thread up. Do you feel threatened?

 

That's cause the mods always lock our **** down. It's not like people haven't TRIED to contest Dan's thread.

 

I think we all came to the conclusion that our thread title also wtfpwns all.

I tried to paypal Zinner a dollar about a week ago to lock this thread. I would of loved to have seen the uproar.

Ok, woot, UPS delivered the blowdown tube and safety valve a day early. Problem is I need an empty bottle to install it.

I need to find a place around here to refill it.

 

Psh... that thread has no reason to be around for too long. This one will prevail.

 

I would be offended if that weren't true.....

Like saying... "wow, she's so hard up for a date, even BRIAN could talk her into it"

 

Oh man, I'm about to burst.

Anyhow, Dan, gauge installs? I'm in work clothes, going to the parts store to look at different tensioner pulleys, I'll see if I can find an m12-npt adaptor.

 

Glad I could brighten your day Al

Nothing like self-depricating humor to make another person's day....

 

Trust me, I'm not laughing at you, more like with Dan.

Anywho, Dan I'm going to look for a fitting for that oil pressure gauge, today would be the best day imo to work on it, since PRP is tomorrow, big dan comes home thursday and I'm sure the redline will have most of everybody's attention after that.