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You ever take a q-tip and stick it in your pee-hole to see if you could clean it out and then the next time you pee it doesn't go straight but it goes all over the place and then come to find out you had cotton stuck in your pee hole and then you're like what the **** but then you laugh for like 10 minutes while you clean the **** off your floor & walls?
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Once Upon a time there was a guy named Fletcher. Fletcher loved monkeys. He loved monkeys so much that he moved to the Jungle. Fletcher continued his love for monkeys and he decided to marry a nice young chimpette named "Amy". "Amy" and fletcher had 3 beautiful half human and half monkey babies and they lived happily ever after.
Moral of the story is
It's not nice to call black people monkeys.
Moral of the story is
It's not nice to call black people monkeys.
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From: Irwin,PA
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When I was a kid, I had a toy friend called Mister Wiggles. Mister Wiggles was the greatest friend ever. We used to play all day long but my parents hated when I played with Mister Wiggles. I used to even go to my neighbors and bring Mr Wiggles with me and show my neighbors. I got grounded for an outburst at school and playing with Mr Wiggles in class.
Well then I grew up...
and found out that Mr Wiggles was my *****.
Well then I grew up...
and found out that Mr Wiggles was my *****.
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Ohhhh... sweet. Those trucks look exactly like the ones I saw, Brian.
Wait... wtf? BJ is getting married???
Wait... wtf? BJ is getting married???
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Witt wanted me to post it
Originally Posted by NJHK
For Halloween I wanted to be the Emo Version of Rodney King
I was basically going to get 3 of my white friends to beat me while I'm on the ground but I would laughing as they do it and screaming for more.
Moral of the story is
Make sure your white friends aren't racist or it will really hurt.
I was basically going to get 3 of my white friends to beat me while I'm on the ground but I would laughing as they do it and screaming for more.
Moral of the story is
Make sure your white friends aren't racist or it will really hurt.
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Sometimes I watch **** and I think to myself "how come I can't find ****** like these?". Then it hits me that I need a huge *****.
Moral of the story
Don't compare yourself to a horse while watching Beastiality ****.
Moral of the story
Don't compare yourself to a horse while watching Beastiality ****.
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At least I wasn't the only one with that reaction. Too bad Dan doesn't even know the whole story.
I take that back, now Dan DOES know the whole story.
I take that back, now Dan DOES know the whole story.
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Yeah... I asked BJ if he was going to be a pappa @ NP a few weeks ago, and he said no... then I find he lied... I was soo hurt I drove like crap for the next event.
Little hard to get kids in the back of an RSX with all the gear they need these days.
gotta start him early