Originally Posted by SuperchargedSS

Hilarious.

This is somewhat of a true story. When I lived in Austin I used to hang out at the Iron Cactus tequila/tapas bar. One night a guy left sooooo loaded he clicked his security alarm at a white suv, and a blue one chirped. He stumbled around and finally drove away in it. I saw people basically be carried to their cars..

Lots of people would get onto I35 and let the concrete barrier guide them out onto the interstate with a trail of mirrors and trim being left behind.

Giddie up/