Carolina Cobalts
A young guy from N. J. moves to Fla. He goes to a
big "everything under one roof" store looking for a
sales job.
The Manager says, "Do you have any sales
experience?"
The kid says, "Yeah. I was a salesman back in New
Jersey."
Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job.
"You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close
and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough, but he got
through it.
After the store was locked up, the boss came
down. "How many customers bought something
from you today?"
The kid says, "One."
The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average
20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale
for?"
The kid says "$101,237.65."
The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you
sell?"
The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fishhook.
Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him
a larger fishhook.
"Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked
him where he was going fishing and he said down
the coast,
"So I told him he was going to need a boat, so we
went down to the boat department and I sold him a
twin engine Chris Craft."
"Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would
pull it, so I took him down to the automotive
department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a
fishhook, and you sold him a BOAT AND a TRUCK?!"
The kid said, "No, the guy came in here to buy
Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your
weekend's shot, you should go fishing.'"
big "everything under one roof" store looking for a
sales job.
The Manager says, "Do you have any sales
experience?"
The kid says, "Yeah. I was a salesman back in New
Jersey."
Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job.
"You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close
and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough, but he got
through it.
After the store was locked up, the boss came
down. "How many customers bought something
from you today?"
The kid says, "One."
The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average
20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale
for?"
The kid says "$101,237.65."
The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you
sell?"
The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fishhook.
Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him
a larger fishhook.
"Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked
him where he was going fishing and he said down
the coast,
"So I told him he was going to need a boat, so we
went down to the boat department and I sold him a
twin engine Chris Craft."
"Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would
pull it, so I took him down to the automotive
department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a
fishhook, and you sold him a BOAT AND a TRUCK?!"
The kid said, "No, the guy came in here to buy
Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your
weekend's shot, you should go fishing.'"
Moving to California in 2 weeks. But have some stuff to sell. I have a GM Addiction / Cobalt Addiction Strut tower bar- silver and black, by far the nicest and strongest bar out there. Has some light fade and scratches in the powdercoat from wear before I took it off the car. Looking for $80 obo, and would have to pick up or meet me near Myrtle Beach, sorry, I just dont have time to ship with how quick this move happened.
Moving to California in 2 weeks. But have some stuff to sell. I have a GM Addiction / Cobalt Addiction Strut tower bar- silver and black, by far the nicest and strongest bar out there. Has some light fade and scratches in the powdercoat from wear before I took it off the car. Looking for $80 obo, and would have to pick up or meet me near Myrtle Beach, sorry, I just dont have time to ship with how quick this move happened.
Most of it is not fancy parts. I have a lot of stock parts. LSJ header, gauge cluster, the GM Addiction Tower Brace, stock trans mounts, uhhhhhhh.... I need to go look at the storage unit. I got rid of a lot of stuff earlier in the year, the strut brace was one of the only big flashy items to come off once it went racecar.
Most of it is not fancy parts. I have a lot of stock parts. LSJ header, gauge cluster, the GM Addiction Tower Brace, stock trans mounts, uhhhhhhh.... I need to go look at the storage unit. I got rid of a lot of stuff earlier in the year, the strut brace was one of the only big flashy items to come off once it went racecar.
Thank you. Shes my pride and joy 
I also have a Matco Service cart - 2 drawers plus the flip top lid, black, brand new, for sale for $400 in Myrtle Beach. you gotta come get it before I move tho, or Im taking it with me, haha

I also have a Matco Service cart - 2 drawers plus the flip top lid, black, brand new, for sale for $400 in Myrtle Beach. you gotta come get it before I move tho, or Im taking it with me, haha




