Ok so I don't know why someone with a fart can, an intake, and a suspension with retarded amounts of camber would ever think about trying to race... I mean it looks like the damn wheels would pop off at any second. I passed him at a stoplight just cruising through some surface streets on the way to a freeway while on the way home. He follows me onto the freeway, I had the cruise control on at like 70 and the dude passes me at like 100mph... Fine whatever, dude I don't care, long day, I'm tired of people, f**k off. I kept the cruise on. He slowed down and paced me for a few miles. So after the long day that I had, that began with someone losing a step stool out of the back of their truck and marring up my front lip spoiler, I felt like destroying someone's hopes and tearing out their soul. I slow to 40, so does he... He begins to honk, I wait for him to take off first, then I hammer it, spin the tires up to like 55mph and pass him, his fart can still screaming bloody murder as I shift into 3rd and make my 5.5 second run from 65mph to 110mph... I could barely see his headlights. Now I feel better, cruise control back on at 65, get home, time for a beer and a corndog.

 

haha

 

MMMMmmmmmmmmm Corndog......

 

lol o wow thats acuras for ya

 

Yea i know... and the tire spinning a little even with the traction control on... I forgot to take it off... fail on my part but it didn't matter. The car was jumping all over the freeway I had to fight the torque steer to keep it in my lane... Thats what almost 400lbs of torque at the wheels will do for ya. I don't even want to think about how much his ricer ass cried on the way home. I kept waiting for him to hit VEEETTTTAAAAACCCC

 

hell ya

 

you sir, should be an author.... cuz that def jus made my johnson tingle

 

It was seriously instant, as soon as I hit the throttle I got back the 2 car lengths I let him have off the start (I tried to time it so that my shift to 3rd would be right next to him)... then I shifted to 3rd and it felt like I got shot out of a cannon, I love it! By the time I looked in my mirror to see what had happened he was fading into the darkness of the night... Kinda wonder what went through his mind when he heard 24lbs of boost exploding through the BOV right next to him.... " WHHHAAATTT the hell was I thinkingggggg?"

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Why thank you sir.

 

Not as much as your sig just made mine tingle!

 

Epic

 

I lol'd at the "and a corndog" Not sure why, but it was a great ending to a great story

 

Mmmmmmmmooooooonnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiccccccccaaaaaaaa aa!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Hooray for beer!

 

haha shitted on his hope's. ricers are wise around my way i get more challenges by trucks.
i spun my tires walkin a Z71/74? Avalanche from a light and his **** was jus loud as fawk!

 

Took me a second... But I finally figured it out... haha.

 

haha

 

Thats gay dude lol

Good kill tho! Im so sick and tired of rice burners

 

the beer and corndog part made it lol another thread that makes me want a TC. .

 

Dude an asian pulling a rickshaw could have beat this thing. It was just an integra... It wasn't an RSX. Though I would put my money on a mildly modded SC over a RSX with just an intake and a fart can.

 

That was a very descriptive an well written piece, and the fact that I burnt this supercharged g35 earlier with my stockish TC made it even sweeter you sir, are a hater

 

AAHHH the G35, a good car. A turbo on it would have been better... Still the TC surprises me every day with what kind of "faster" cars can be put to shame my a $20k little chevy. I am liking my car more and more everyday.