So I got done bowling the other night around 2am and I was heading home. I was merging on the highway taking my sweet ass time (doing the speed limit) just cruising when I see headlights pretty much up my ass.

I do what I always do when I merge on the highway, make sure the lane is clear, then WOT up to the speed limit + 5-10mph

The Car in my rearview follows suit. There are absolutely no cars in sight on the highway, so I pull into the far lefthand lane (6 lane divided highway) and slow down to the speed limit.

The car in my rearview continues going thoroughly giving me a ricer flyby. I pace him looking for an opportunity to line up but he continues to drive over the speedlimit (I wont line up unless we're going slower than the limit)

He pulls off at a two lane exit where we can merge right back onto the highway. Just up ahead the light turns red, I line up at the light in the right hand lane, he comes in on the left.

I kinda hint that i'm going for it by brake stopping and raising the rpms to about 1500rpm

The light turns green and the wimp immediately turns left

I guess he had enough ***** to do a ricer flyby but he cant take the perfect opportunity to try his luck against me

 

man there have been a lot fly bye stories today. that ive read at least. he didnt want none of the cobalt tho

 

Luck would be about right, the '08 sebrings especially are total bricks. A stock SS N/A should be able to keep up with the 3.5L trim, and if it's anything less, that 3750 pounds ain't moving anywhere quick, even a stock 2.2 might win against the 2.7 V6.

Ricer fly-by's and chicken-$#!7 Sebring Drivers FTL