HackAbuse refuses a G5
03-11-2008, 11:32 PM
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HackAbuse refuses a G5
So I was heading home after I stopped by this really cute chick's house after she go out of school. I was turning left at a red light down the street from the school and I see a Black G5 pull up behind me.
He then rolls down his passenger side window and starts talking to some kid in a car next to him and I see him point and smile at me while talking.
Light turns green and I drive like normal. This kid was weaving traffic like the fast and furious trying to **** with me in his stock base model G5.
I laughed in my mind and even gave him a couple of nitrous purges hoping he'd go away (if he knew what it was)
It was pretty funny cause this kid was trying to mess with me on a heavily populated road during rush hour, and I continued to drive like a half-sedated old man.
It wasn't worth the nitrous and gasoline to embarrass him
I wonder how it feels to get denied
He then rolls down his passenger side window and starts talking to some kid in a car next to him and I see him point and smile at me while talking.
Light turns green and I drive like normal. This kid was weaving traffic like the fast and furious trying to **** with me in his stock base model G5.
I laughed in my mind and even gave him a couple of nitrous purges hoping he'd go away (if he knew what it was)
It was pretty funny cause this kid was trying to mess with me on a heavily populated road during rush hour, and I continued to drive like a half-sedated old man.
It wasn't worth the nitrous and gasoline to embarrass him
I wonder how it feels to get denied
03-11-2008, 11:37 PM
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So I was heading home after I stopped by this really cute chick's house after she go out of school. I was turning left at a red light down the street from the school and I see a Black G5 pull up behind me.
He then rolls down his passenger side window and starts talking to some kid in a car next to him and I see him point and smile at me while talking.
Light turns green and I drive like normal. This kid was weaving traffic like the fast and furious trying to **** with me in his stock base model G5.
I laughed in my mind and even gave him a couple of nitrous purges hoping he'd go away (if he knew what it was)
It was pretty funny cause this kid was trying to mess with me on a heavily populated road during rush hour, and I continued to drive like a half-sedated old man.
It wasn't worth the nitrous and gasoline to embarrass him
I wonder how it feels to get denied
He then rolls down his passenger side window and starts talking to some kid in a car next to him and I see him point and smile at me while talking.
Light turns green and I drive like normal. This kid was weaving traffic like the fast and furious trying to **** with me in his stock base model G5.
I laughed in my mind and even gave him a couple of nitrous purges hoping he'd go away (if he knew what it was)
It was pretty funny cause this kid was trying to mess with me on a heavily populated road during rush hour, and I continued to drive like a half-sedated old man.
It wasn't worth the nitrous and gasoline to embarrass him
I wonder how it feels to get denied
i dont deny, i put them down
03-11-2008, 11:38 PM
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Hahahaha
My bad.
It makes up for my incredibly awesome stories
Haha, well my brakes are shot if you havent read about them:
https://www.cobaltss.net/forums/problems-service-maintenance-69/brakes-help-100825/
My bad.
It makes up for my incredibly awesome stories
Haha, well my brakes are shot if you havent read about them:
https://www.cobaltss.net/forums/problems-service-maintenance-69/brakes-help-100825/
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03-11-2008, 11:39 PM
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I hate when people purge their nitrous at me as to say "Im ATTEMPTING to impress you", lol. A TC did it to me when I was GETTING OUT OF MY CAR at Chipotle last week and I just laughed and continued walking towards my glorious burrtio.........
03-11-2008, 11:40 PM
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and then when we got to the light a bunch of swim suit models got out of the g5 and started rubbing oils on each other and leaving boob streaks on my passenger window
and then when we got to the light a bunch of swim suit models got out of the g5 and started rubbing oils on each other and leaving boob streaks on my passenger window
03-11-2008, 11:40 PM
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Hahahaha
My bad.
It makes up for my incredibly awesome stories
Haha, well my brakes are shot if you havent read about them:
https://www.cobaltss.net/forums/showthread.php?t=100825
My bad.
It makes up for my incredibly awesome stories
Haha, well my brakes are shot if you havent read about them:
https://www.cobaltss.net/forums/showthread.php?t=100825
i can downshift 
when are you going to take the wittle slowbalt to the track? im thinking about putting my nitrous back in and going to 85 instead of 65
03-12-2008, 12:50 AM
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Plus, a lot of guys from my Street Racing group go to the track and if they saw me running a 14 the cat would be out of the bag, very bad for me
I'm surprised none of you pedo's asked about the chick hahaha
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03-12-2008, 09:12 AM
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03-12-2008, 09:40 AM
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Not a Sebring
I can't go to the track here in Syracuse, apparently I need a Full NHRA Approved Fire Suit
Plus, a lot of guys from my Street Racing group go to the track and if they saw me running a 14 the cat would be out of the bag, very bad for me
Haha I just like purging mine in public, then people all give you that "WTF?!" look, because like 99% of people have no idea what it is
I'm surprised none of you pedo's asked about the chick hahaha
Plus, a lot of guys from my Street Racing group go to the track and if they saw me running a 14 the cat would be out of the bag, very bad for me
Haha I just like purging mine in public, then people all give you that "WTF?!" look, because like 99% of people have no idea what it is
I'm surprised none of you pedo's asked about the chick hahaha
03-12-2008, 11:57 AM
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03-12-2008, 12:23 PM
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Wasn't the cat out of the bag the first time you raced? Call me stupid but you can see when someone purges their system, and you can see the difference when someones 18s car is all the sudden running 14s.
03-12-2008, 12:37 PM
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Last year, whenever I lost, It was only by less than half a car length.
With the bottle I just use as much as I need to beat the other guy, therefore I'm not much faster than I used to be.
Will they figure it out? Eventually. But during the time they don't know I will make a lot of money, thats what this whole scheme is about
