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Old May 26, 2010 | 03:24 PM
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Maybellene has been defeated.... by a Slowbalt...

a few Saturdays back while rolling on a certian street..... Some characters in a Black and Yellow Cobalt SS were ripping up and down the road, saw them race a Mustang and could hear the lovely supercharger sound..

Then, they wound up next to Maybellene...and Lu (my other half) was driving and tells me, "I'm going to egg them on"

windows roll down and Lu yells out, "You haven't a chance.. You have a little 4 banger, with no hope at all"..

The other guys seem surprised at this jerk (Lu) yelling out from the GTO..

guess I don't blame them, they were young and here was some old hairy vejo yelling like a crazed fool....

Lu tells em, "Go ahead, take off!"

and they do, and the supercharger is screaming..

Lu steps on Maybellene whom violently swings her ass sideways, causing Lu to get out of it, as the Cobalt races off, handing Maybellene a defeat.. sweet Maybellene, gasp.... lost.

(GTO's never lose!)



Bwuaaaaahahhhaahaaa!! Thats what Lu gets for talking crap against the 4 bangers (which as many of you know, we love 4 bangers and own many of them)...

Maybellene overpowered her fresh Nitto NT05'S..... We really need some more rubber under this car....


a little further down the road, we again lined up, and this time Maybellene behaved, and put a rout on the Cobalt... evening the score at 1 - 1...

then again, the whole episode was a fail on Lu's part.....

win some, lose some............ Sweet Maybellene needs more rubber... sigh......
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Old May 26, 2010 | 03:53 PM
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whats done to your GTO? do you still have 245/40/18 tires? go up to a 275 kdw (obviously will need bigger rims) and youll hook like a pro. my roomate has a tuned and full bolt on ls2 GTO with 275/18 kdw's in the back with drag bags. the car HOOKS.
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Old May 26, 2010 | 03:56 PM
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its a twin turbo gto reston. lol
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Old May 26, 2010 | 04:02 PM
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I havent seen a war story from maybellene in a loong time
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Old May 26, 2010 | 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by restonSS
whats done to your GTO? do you still have 245/40/18 tires? go up to a 275 kdw (obviously will need bigger rims) and youll hook like a pro. my roomate has a tuned and full bolt on ls2 GTO with 275/18 kdw's in the back with drag bags. the car HOOKS.
yeah, wimpy ol puny 245's..... that are still new..'
sometimes the car will hook, sometimes she does the readend wiggle dance, the car isn't predictable.....
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Old May 26, 2010 | 09:11 PM
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Sounds like a story told by WRP. His dumb third person stories irritate me.
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Old May 26, 2010 | 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by restonSS
whats done to your GTO? do you still have 245/40/18 tires? go up to a 275 kdw (obviously will need bigger rims) and youll hook like a pro. my roomate has a tuned and full bolt on ls2 GTO with 275/18 kdw's in the back with drag bags. the car HOOKS.
Please if money isn't an issue dont get KDW's. Everyone on this site is so wet over KDW's and I don't know why. Don't get me wrong for the money its a great tire, but there are much better options out there.

I work at a tire shop that deals with BFG btw so I know what i'm talking about. Me personally when its time to replace the stock Conti. I'll be picking up some 235/40R18 RE-11's
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Old May 27, 2010 | 07:10 AM
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Insane goat, panty dropper
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Old May 27, 2010 | 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Killswitch
Please if money isn't an issue dont get KDW's. Everyone on this site is so wet over KDW's and I don't know why. Don't get me wrong for the money its a great tire, but there are much better options out there.

I work at a tire shop that deals with BFG btw so I know what i'm talking about. Me personally when its time to replace the stock Conti. I'll be picking up some 235/40R18 RE-11's
exactly what you said; for the money they are one of the best. decent tread wear not too bad in the rain.
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Old May 27, 2010 | 10:10 AM
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Sounded like I was reading a novel. Sweet ride.
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Old May 27, 2010 | 12:08 PM
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Any vids or dyno sheets of your GTO?
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Old May 27, 2010 | 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by HyperMuffin
Any vids or dyno sheets of your GTO?

on 6 psi......

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Old May 27, 2010 | 02:14 PM
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on 6 psi......

Rear mount turbos?
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Old May 27, 2010 | 02:19 PM
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Maybellene is an awesome car nickname.
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Old May 27, 2010 | 02:36 PM
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Holy mother of.......look at that power curve. Thats beautiful
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Old May 27, 2010 | 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by jb09ss
Rear mount turbos?
no.


they are located right off of the stock exhaust manifold.


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Old May 27, 2010 | 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by LittleMT
no.


they are located right off of the stock exhaust manifold.
Just where they really belong. I always hated these rear mount setup.
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Old May 27, 2010 | 02:43 PM
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thats a mean goat
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Old May 27, 2010 | 02:59 PM
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Wow. I bet shes fun.
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Old May 27, 2010 | 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by LittleMT
on 6 psi......


omg I wish! this is one of my favorite GOATs I've seen
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Old May 27, 2010 | 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Killswitch
omg I wish! this is one of my favorite GOATs I've seen
I don't know, sometimes Maybellene can't get her makeup on right:

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Old May 27, 2010 | 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by LittleMT
I don't know, sometimes Maybellene can't get her makeup on right:
i c wat u did thar
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Old May 27, 2010 | 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Killswitch
i c wat u did thar
gotta hide that huge 21" x 10" x 6" drag race specification bar and plate core FMIC somewheres......
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Old May 28, 2010 | 10:55 PM
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LOVE the APS stuff, ive rubbed a few out on that website
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Old Jun 5, 2010 | 10:54 PM
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Whats the max boost you run on her?

If you ever make it to Texas let me know Turn that bitch's boost up and lets go for it. And that is a very very good looking car.
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