Maybellene has been defeated.... by a Slowbalt...
Maybellene has been defeated.... by a Slowbalt...
a few Saturdays back while rolling on a certian street..... Some characters in a Black and Yellow Cobalt SS were ripping up and down the road, saw them race a Mustang and could hear the lovely supercharger sound..
Then, they wound up next to Maybellene...and Lu (my other half) was driving and tells me, "I'm going to egg them on"
windows roll down and Lu yells out, "You haven't a chance.. You have a little 4 banger, with no hope at all"..
The other guys seem surprised at this jerk (Lu) yelling out from the GTO..
guess I don't blame them, they were young and here was some old hairy vejo yelling like a crazed fool....
Lu tells em, "Go ahead, take off!"
and they do, and the supercharger is screaming..
Lu steps on Maybellene whom violently swings her ass sideways, causing Lu to get out of it, as the Cobalt races off, handing Maybellene a defeat.. sweet Maybellene, gasp.... lost.
(GTO's never lose!)
Bwuaaaaahahhhaahaaa!! Thats what Lu gets for talking crap against the 4 bangers (which as many of you know, we love 4 bangers and own many of them)...
Maybellene overpowered her fresh Nitto NT05'S..... We really need some more rubber under this car....
a little further down the road, we again lined up, and this time Maybellene behaved, and put a rout on the Cobalt... evening the score at 1 - 1...
then again, the whole episode was a fail on Lu's part.....
win some, lose some............ Sweet Maybellene needs more rubber... sigh......
Then, they wound up next to Maybellene...and Lu (my other half) was driving and tells me, "I'm going to egg them on"
windows roll down and Lu yells out, "You haven't a chance.. You have a little 4 banger, with no hope at all"..
The other guys seem surprised at this jerk (Lu) yelling out from the GTO..
guess I don't blame them, they were young and here was some old hairy vejo yelling like a crazed fool....
Lu tells em, "Go ahead, take off!"
and they do, and the supercharger is screaming..
Lu steps on Maybellene whom violently swings her ass sideways, causing Lu to get out of it, as the Cobalt races off, handing Maybellene a defeat.. sweet Maybellene, gasp.... lost.
(GTO's never lose!)
Bwuaaaaahahhhaahaaa!! Thats what Lu gets for talking crap against the 4 bangers (which as many of you know, we love 4 bangers and own many of them)...
Maybellene overpowered her fresh Nitto NT05'S..... We really need some more rubber under this car....
a little further down the road, we again lined up, and this time Maybellene behaved, and put a rout on the Cobalt... evening the score at 1 - 1...
then again, the whole episode was a fail on Lu's part.....
win some, lose some............ Sweet Maybellene needs more rubber... sigh......
whats done to your GTO? do you still have 245/40/18 tires? go up to a 275 kdw (obviously will need bigger rims) and youll hook like a pro. my roomate has a tuned and full bolt on ls2 GTO with 275/18 kdw's in the back with drag bags. the car HOOKS.
sometimes the car will hook, sometimes she does the readend wiggle dance, the car isn't predictable.....
I work at a tire shop that deals with BFG btw so I know what i'm talking about. Me personally when its time to replace the stock Conti. I'll be picking up some 235/40R18 RE-11's
Please if money isn't an issue dont get KDW's. Everyone on this site is so wet over KDW's and I don't know why. Don't get me wrong for the money its a great tire, but there are much better options out there.
I work at a tire shop that deals with BFG btw so I know what i'm talking about. Me personally when its time to replace the stock Conti. I'll be picking up some 235/40R18 RE-11's
I work at a tire shop that deals with BFG btw so I know what i'm talking about. Me personally when its time to replace the stock Conti. I'll be picking up some 235/40R18 RE-11's



Turn that bitch's boost up and lets go for it. And that is a very very good looking car.