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Old 02-13-2007, 11:20 PM
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not a race but a funny story

well i was going down our local 4 lane on the way to my gf's house. i get a red light and there is this silver probe gt with a tore up body kit and no front bumper. he had his buddy in the car and says to me "nice stripes does that mean your gay" i was like wtf. so anyways we get the next red light and he next says to me "i bet i could burn that ****** slow 4" so i reved up it up so hear could hear the supercharger and his and his buddy jaws dropped and they shut the **** up. haha i thought this was funny and i thought i would share it with ya
Old 02-13-2007, 11:31 PM
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hahhaha thats shows how under estimated our cars our!! you should have told him to race and then blew his doors off then seen their faces!!! lol nice run in
Old 02-13-2007, 11:33 PM
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that's the best ever. I can't wait to debadge mine to get the same reaction out of people.
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well i dont like to street race cuz i dont wanna kill anyone or get any tickets..but it was great none the less
Old 02-13-2007, 11:39 PM
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lol thats even better then having to race them and destory them. good kill lol.
Old 02-13-2007, 11:42 PM
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Yeah, I would have made an exception. lol. That's a nice story though. Shows respect gotten for the balt! Nice job!

Technically its a kill. Scared them into submission!
Old 02-13-2007, 11:43 PM
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lmao, thats the funniest quote in a while. as soon as i read that guys quote i immediately pictured like chris farley in the passenger seat saying that
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Originally Posted by Scythe_Snake

Technically its a kill. Scared them into submission!
hell yea i did haha
Old 02-13-2007, 11:46 PM
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that's pricless! Nice Kill!
Old 02-13-2007, 11:47 PM
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you should have pulled forward then turned around and went forward then raced him in reverse so it would be close!!! lol nevermind you still would have smoked him!!
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Done that a few times around here myself. Always good for a laugh.
Old 02-14-2007, 12:04 AM
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yea i wish my gf was with me cuz she woulda been talking madd **** to them haha..shes wild
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Originally Posted by blacksssc05
yea i wish my gf was with me cuz she woulda been talking madd **** to them haha..shes wild
LOL! You should tell her about it and post what she would have done in that situation! Also, put it in your sig!


Kills: Ford Probe w/ mess up body kit; w/o front bumper. Victory on the grounds of them being scared pissless!!! SCARED IN TO SUBMISSION!
Old 02-14-2007, 12:29 AM
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I think my response would have been.... Nice front bumper, wait you dont have one.... does that mean ur poor?
Old 02-14-2007, 12:38 AM
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haha u guys prolly woulda loved to see this in person
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Call it a win. They pussed out.
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you gotta love when a women is in the car unless you are the one in the other car lol
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haha that was great. The best victory is one you dont have to fight for.
Old 02-14-2007, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by The other SS
haha that was great. The best victory is one you dont have to fight for.
Almost a direct quote of Sun Tzu's "The Art of War" there.
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i have been meaning to read that some time. just too busy with school... and bumming aroung here.
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