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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 01:38 PM
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Trail Blazer SS Kill

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TB SS - unsure year or any mods, older guy later 30's to mid 40's wouldn't roll down window to talk afterwards [sore loser :nod:]
96 LT1 T/A - near full bolt-on's baby cammed, stalled built tranny.
[ dont laugh, 1 nitto 555R rear tire and 1 street tire, Discount Tire fucked up order so i gotta roll like that till the other 555R comes in]

Cliff Notes:
TB takes off from start without me noticing, has about a car lead when we both hammer it, i instantly stop his pull and put about 1/2 a car on him to roughly 70.

Roll up to next light both 5mph roll, we both nail it as light turns green, i proceed to put about 1-1/2 cars on his to about 65.


Full Length Story:
So there is an older guy that i see driving home from work pretty regularly and he has a newer TB SS with a Corvette Badge on the back, he always stares at me hardcore and hot dogs it around traffic. He pretty much drives like i did when i was 16 and thought my **** didnt stink. He cuts people off and swerves in and out of traffic on a very busy street in the afternoon.

I've been wanting to drop this guy a peg or two but everytime i see him or get next to him its in heavy traffic and he takes off weaving thru it, which im not about to do, dont wanna wreck and im over that Fast and Furious racing thru traffic ****.

Well yesterday for the first time i got lined up with him at a red light. . . my stupid ass was day dreaming just rockin out to some tunes and the light turns green i take off moderately quick compared to regular traffic, and notice this silver suv next to me staying right with me, i look over and notice its the SS right as he gets next to me. He looks over and see's me and just punches it, and i follow suit him starting about a full suv length ahead.

As soon as my car downshifts i stop his pull and immediately start to reel him in and ended up putting about 1/2 of a car on him up to roughly 70 [not sure on speeds 100% cause i watch the road]

I have a **** grin from ear to ear thinking haha ****** just got you! I can tell he doesnt even wanna look over at me, he is pissed and we are rolling up to the next red light, as we are both rolling about 5mph i flip the switch to open my cut-out to let him know this time im watching and its really goin down.

Light turns green with us both still rolling, we both smash it [remember one of my rear tires is a street tire, so i am spinning terribly] My car is roaring like a UFC fighter who just won the Chapionship belt and both of us are dead locked until i finally catch traction and jump out a good 1/2-3/4 car length.
We shut down again this time around roughly 60 with me about 1 or 1-1/2 cars head.

I flip the cut-out shut and throw him a thumbs up even thou he wont even look over at me. He proceeds to do his usual ******* bullshit and cut off several cars and take off racing thru traffic. It honestly felt good to put this old hard ass in his place.

Thanks for reading! :chug::chug::chug::chug:

and remember this is all fictional and a made up story from a dream i had last night
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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 01:41 PM
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^BS That TB SS won you know it! haha He told me today at work that he thought this was happening then he woke up.! haha

Nice kill!
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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 01:49 PM
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^jerk you are just hating cause you put your laminova's all bass ackwards!

looks like saturday morning / afternoon is project day. . . ****!
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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by PNYKLR-TA
^jerk you are just hating cause you put your laminova's all bass ackwards!

looks like saturday morning / afternoon is project day. . . ****!
haha o well it happens, damn I should have printed those damn directions! haha
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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by SCcobaltSS
haha o well it happens, damn I should have printed those damn directions! haha
yes directions FTMFW
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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 02:08 PM
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HAHA So I want to race this guy when I get my knock, meth, and dual pass correct! I think I will beat him no problem. I just have to worry about the jump that fat pig might get on me! hahahahah
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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by SCcobaltSS
HAHA So I want to race this guy when I get my knock, meth, and dual pass correct! I think I will beat him no problem. I just have to worry about the jump that fat pig might get on me! hahahahah
Yes those TB SS's squat and launch pretty well, but obviously not better than I!!!!
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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 04:32 PM
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Even with your half DR half Street rear tires.
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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 04:38 PM
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nice dream kill
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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by koch1ar
nice dream kill
hahaha... No it was real. right after he got the kill he texted me and said that he beat the SS/TB that always ef's with him...
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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by SCcobaltSS
Even with your half DR half Street rear tires.
I know right!? haha tread wear rating on one side 100, on the other side. . . 400
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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by PNYKLR-TA
I know right!? haha tread wear rating on one side 100, on the other side. . . 400
Your car is like the a bird with one great wing and one semi fucked up wing. It can still fly but it does slow circles! haha
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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by SCcobaltSS
Your car is like the a bird with one great wing and one semi fucked up wing. It can still fly but it does slow circles! haha
Nemo!
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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by SCcobaltSS
Holy double post batman!
Double post what do you mean?

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Old Apr 2, 2009 | 05:40 PM
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Holy double post batman!
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