To no suprise it was a mid 90s civic with an ugly ass body kit and a wing big enought to jump through LoL. The car was white and the hood and side skirts were brown, like **** brown, I guess he didnt have the money to get them painted, but then again thats why he was driving a shitty ass civic in the first place I raped him from a dig and from a roll, his car sounded like ****, he definitely had engine problems, his engine was smoking real bad. I guess the balt was just too much for his JDM motor

 

Saw this moron when I was coming out of the grocery store. He was an automatic with the standard issue fart can and intake. I followed him out to the main road just to toy with him...You could hear him trying to shift if like it was a manual tranny, but it was def. an auto (peeked in after i snapped these pics):

nice "ram air" hood scoop


sticker adds 15hp

 

Yea that car looks like ****, why are people allowed to do stuff like that to their cars???

 

that hood scoop is the next gen of CAI.... many many HP form that
and that decal has special anti drag coating actual good for 15.25 hp

honestly, I don't remember all the riced out geeks that I torture
it kills me when they want to race.... I think to myself "you gotta be kidding"
I goose the SC though whatever gear I am already in and the race is over for me...
but, they have to get in that silly drive-by afterwards to keep there ego falsely inflated...

FACTS:
A. there was actually no race
B. I already beat you in the non-race
C. you are no competition

I think the last geek was in base Celica (could tell by the rear drum brakes) that was semi riced up w/ some hardcore decals and crappy aero kit

 

i raced a second gen sheclipse that had some seriously ricey body kit on it. dude also had some seriously fried rings, everytime he shifted she let loose clouds of blue. It didn't stand a chance...

 

i had this kid like a week ago with some crappy civic and he pulls up next to me, flips some switch and all of this green underglow crap comes on and then he revved his engine, i laughed so hard tears came to my eyes, when the light went green, i went up to mid second gear and checked that he was about 5 cars behind me and then i shut down.

 

LoL what a bitch, ricers will never learn, they will always think their cars are the fastest!

 

If they REALLY think their cars are the "fastest" (even after being beat by my humble auto 2.2) then they are clinically insane and should be put in a padded room before they hurt someone on the street.

 

hey man lol i when i went back to NY killed a couple of civic's with the what i like to call the super wing from cars from the racers thier lol they all thought my car was slow lol man they got an suprise and a half

 

I bet you made their jaw drop and go

 

Well, there is a silver grand am around my town that has this high mount spoiler and of course the ''100hp adder'' fart can that i am waiting to pull up beside at a stoplight and race......i will get back to yall with the results on that one....

 

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