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Old Oct 19, 2008 | 09:01 PM
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Funny quotes about the SS/TC

Even better are the Cobalt SS Sedans. Looks like a rental, goes like stink. I've honestly contemplated one in black or that deep red with the LSD.
still just a modern-day Cavalier, I'm sorry that car will never be considered cool, no matter what they do. Try having to rent a Cobalt while on a trip and then you can see how much of a FAIL these cars are, or worse yet if you actually buy one, telling girls you're car is a Cobalt (FAIL).
We got the looks but needs that torque and more hp. How do i know this? Well when i have it in 3rd going about 20mph and floor it and takes me about 10sec to get to 35 mph?
all that tq and hp and they are still slow it is a cavalier with a supercharger give me a break all you need is a si with bolt ons to handle that
Well we all know we aren't getting a 250 hp N/A motor in our cars so we will have to continue to dominate the 20k sport compact segment in the mean time.
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Old Oct 20, 2008 | 12:06 AM
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good quotes of retards
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Old Oct 20, 2008 | 12:07 AM
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^ x2 man..
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Old Oct 20, 2008 | 12:09 AM
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if i was on that list i would do the cobalt comunity a favor... wait till midnight and hang myself
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Old Oct 20, 2008 | 01:07 AM
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Lol was that list acquired from www.8thcivic.com? Looks like it.. (Si owner here, don't flame!) :P
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Old Oct 20, 2008 | 01:11 AM
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20mph in third....and then he expects to actually accelerate quickly....
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Old Oct 20, 2008 | 01:18 AM
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I'm glad I have a broad knowledge of cars and don't stick to just one brand or type. People are retarded.
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Old Oct 20, 2008 | 01:23 AM
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***** i always start in 3rd at 20mph, that how we hit our powerband so quickly.

friggin idiots.
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Old Oct 20, 2008 | 01:29 AM
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Originally Posted by fballman1987
***** i always start in 3rd at 20mph, that how we hit our powerband so quickly.

friggin idiots.
right mr 2nd gear 60mph roll racer.
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Old Oct 20, 2008 | 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted by fballman1987
***** i always start in 3rd at 20mph, that how we hit our powerband so quickly.

friggin idiots.
I got owned by an amish man in a buggy last time I tried that. Then I remember I had a
2nd gear. Where can we find who wrote the original quote?
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Old Oct 20, 2008 | 01:40 AM
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right mr 2nd gear 60mph roll racer.
thats mr put 3 plus lengths on your ass ahahahahahahaha.
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Old Oct 20, 2008 | 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted by elohel
Lol was that list acquired from www.8thcivic.com? Looks like it.. (Si owner here, don't flame!) :P
Urmm I dunno
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Old Oct 20, 2008 | 01:59 AM
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Originally Posted by fballman1987
thats mr put 3 plus lengths on your ass ahahahahahahaha.
troof. tis the result of stg 2 vs stg 0.
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Old Oct 20, 2008 | 02:03 AM
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troof. tis the result of stg 2 vs stg 0.
lolz, it was not only you in shock, i was suprised as well.
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Old Oct 20, 2008 | 02:08 AM
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20mph in third....and then he expects to actually accelerate quickly....
Yea, seriously. Your RPM's in 3rd at 20 mph would be like 1K or possibly less....

A civic with bolt ons??? Yea, ok.
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Old Oct 20, 2008 | 04:10 AM
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find me a civic SI with enough bolt on's to run 12s 1/4 miles and i'll find u 2-5 ss/tc owners with only a tune running just the same and having spend probably 10K less than the civic owner...............
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Old Oct 20, 2008 | 04:15 AM
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classic!
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Old Oct 20, 2008 | 04:17 AM
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Pretty amusing! Especially the 20mph one, what a *******!
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Old Oct 20, 2008 | 04:18 AM
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Originally Posted by 1WhiteSSTC
find me a civic SI with enough bolt on's to run 12s 1/4 miles and i'll find u 2-5 ss/tc owners with only a tune running just the same and having spend probably 10K less than the civic owner...............
i can show u one that runs mid 12s at a third of the price of a ss/tc
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Old Oct 20, 2008 | 04:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Raven SS
i can show u one that runs mid 12s at a third of the price of a ss/tc
The man speaks the troof.
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Old Oct 20, 2008 | 04:59 AM
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that whole 20 mph in 3rd thing reminds me of my brother driving my car, he wanted to do a 45 roll, and I told him to put it in 2nd, he didn't listen and said "that'll be too high in the revs" and puts it in 3rd, then says "damn it sucks from a 45 roll"...

don't worry, I later showed him what a REAL 45mph pulll felt like, lol
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