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Old Oct 8, 2012 | 11:13 PM
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QM Force F•A•S•E•R Chip

I was looking under my car earlier today and found like a magnet/sticker looking badge thing stuck towards the rear of the undercarriage of my Balt that said QM Force F•A•S•E•R Chip on it ? Does anybody know what that is ? I bought the car used any help would be appreciated thanks
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Old Oct 8, 2012 | 11:43 PM
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From google.......

The FASER Chip™ is a Fuel Amplifying Smog Emissions Reducing device developed through the applied science of quantum mechanics

Although most people are mystified by the term "quantum mechanics," much of our modern technology has grown from it. For example, all laser technology (like CD"s, DVD's, laser printers, and a host of medical, military and industrial applications) were developed as a direct result of applied quantum mechanics. Every computer, cell phone and nearly every vehicle on the road uses semiconductor technology born from quantum mechanics. The FASER Chip™ is just one more application of this arm of modern physics.
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Old Oct 9, 2012 | 12:13 AM
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Weird
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Old Oct 9, 2012 | 12:30 AM
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Should I take it off ?? I don't think it does anything sounds kinda like a scam?
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Old Oct 9, 2012 | 12:49 AM
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Odds are it does nothing .......if it were on my car id prolly take it off thou.
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Old Oct 9, 2012 | 11:00 AM
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LOL I had to use Google Cached mode to see their homepage because they haven't paid their Go Daddy fees! To say this is total Bullshit would be the understatement of the century!!!!

"How do I install the FASER Chip™?

The chip can be installed in less than 5 minutes and requires absolutely no technical expertise!

Simply cleanse a small area on the underside of the fuel tank with soap or degreaser and water. On some vehicles, especially high mile vehicles, extra cleansing of the tank will be necessary due to road dust, film and oils.
Allow the tank to dry.
Peel the white protective cover from the back of the chip.
Press & hold the adhesive side of the chip to the fuel tank for 30 seconds. We suggest using a few drops of super glue when installing the chip for extra security.

You're finished! It's just that simple! RETURN TO TOP

What are the benefits of using the FASER Chip™?

Increases gas mileage by up to 100 miles per tank
Reduces toxic automobile smog emissions by 50% to 80% - greatly improving your chances of passing an emissions test
Doubles the lifespan of your catalytic converter
Increases horsepower
Increases torque
Works in cooperation with every car manufacturer's smog system
Pays for itself in about 60 days fro reduced car maintenance and operating costs — and the capacity to change our world into a much cleaner place!
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Old Oct 9, 2012 | 11:18 AM
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If you are going to scam people with useless crap at least make the results believable lol.
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Old Oct 9, 2012 | 11:20 AM
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thats what i always though lol

this chip is 120% bullyshit
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Old Oct 9, 2012 | 11:24 AM
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Sounds legit, sign me up
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Old Oct 9, 2012 | 03:31 PM
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Hahhahahah that's so funny I kinda want to leave it on there for laughs
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Old Oct 9, 2012 | 04:16 PM
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LOL!!!! it's one of those "super duper" magnets probably........ Removing it may damage the space time continuum.
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Old Oct 9, 2012 | 04:54 PM
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How could anyone EVER get scammed into that? You would haven to be retarded... And retards can't work computers..
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Old Oct 9, 2012 | 05:15 PM
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Can you please post of pic of it? Lol
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Old Oct 9, 2012 | 05:34 PM
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I put 20 of these on my gas tank and still have the same ammount of power but make prius' look like gas hogs! Last time I filled up was 6 mont and 8,000 miles ago and still have half a tank!!!!!
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Old Oct 9, 2012 | 06:42 PM
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Check it out

The previous owner was like a colonel for the Air Force or something i forgot haha


Check it out
It's holographic

The previous owner was like a colonel for the Air Force or something i forgot haha

Last edited by Chuy.el.amazing.oh; Oct 9, 2012 at 06:42 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
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Old Oct 10, 2012 | 02:01 PM
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its probably not doing anything because its not attached to the fuel tank, i bet if you stick on on the tank, your mileage will then triple even while racing and beating a 9second shelby on your otherwise bone stock cobalt
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Old Oct 10, 2012 | 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by 08SStc
its probably not doing anything because its not attached to the fuel tank, i bet if you stick on on the tank, your mileage will then triple even while racing and beating a 9second shelby on your otherwise bone stock cobalt
Who needs a tune with this baby?
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Old Oct 10, 2012 | 07:25 PM
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That is the tune!
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Old Oct 10, 2012 | 07:53 PM
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Hahaha...... no wonder it didn't work heheheh


The colonel needs to .......
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Old Oct 11, 2012 | 08:57 AM
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I got greedy and put 2 of them on thinking it would double the gains, but I was wrong. They must actually cancel each other out because I ended up gaining nothing. Now I feel dumb for buying 2.
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Old Oct 11, 2012 | 09:22 AM
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It's people like those who buy this kind of stuff that actually believe that cars run on magic.
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Old Oct 11, 2012 | 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by TommyP
It's people like those who buy this kind of stuff that actually believe that cars run on magic.
(I know its only a thumbnail but I'm at work and most meme pages are blocked lol)

Being a mechanical engineer, when I'm trying to explain to someone how something works, that's usually the reaction I get.
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Old Oct 11, 2012 | 12:37 PM
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HA! I had one of those on an old '91 K1500 that I bought. I had to replace the fuel pump and saw that on the tank. I was like, w...t....f?
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Old Oct 12, 2012 | 12:57 AM
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I wonder if there's anymore underneath there I'm gonna take a closer look next time I have my car in the air
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Old Oct 12, 2012 | 03:23 AM
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Busted by Mythbusters! Well, things similar to it anyway.
Anyone else see that one?
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