Ok, so today dealership said nothing is wrong at all with the car. Their paperwork says they pulled the tubes for plugs 2 and 3, but not the actual plugs. (the service advisor told me they checked and said they were dry, though)

The plugs in the car are a week old...if I pull them tomorrow morning, and I've got oil on #2, I'm taking it down there and showing it to them.

All else failing, how hard is it to change the valve cover gasket? Just remove / disconnect everything on or above the valve cover and pull it out? Sometimes it's easier to just do it yourself, even if it's technically a warranty fix. Dealerships suck sometimes.

 

Yeah, valve cover gasket change is no big deal, less than an hour total. And the gasket is about $18 or so, I think thats what I paid anyway.